About The Authors

This stuff is so beyond out of date buuuut:

HP…

…is the webmaster of this here digital bucket. He enjoys Moxie cola, bagels, sketching cartoons, illustrating, listening to a mix of rock or hip hop, and watching zombie films. He studied graphic design, enjoys graphic novels, and can be found using graphic language during situations with graphic content. Although a victim of catholic school, he rocks a tie to work every day. Legend has it that when but a zygote, Chris had a potential twin, which he quickly absorbed to claim its wonder twin powers for himself. Although raised in Rhode Island, Chris now lives outside Boston.

Tom

…is the grammar monkey of the new and improved ZSN, and goes by the title “Word Ninja” when in more formal situations. An avid fan of Batman, Tom has gone to great lengths before to ensure that the Dark Knight remained a status level above the other fools that would dare to attempt to overshadow the Bat’s legacy. He enjoys drinks that don’t suck, most things Pizza, and violent video games. Tom enjoys reading, listening to the greatest that music (especially rock) has to offer, and fondly remembers the day when aiming a camera at a person when they weren’t looking was considered creative, and not illegal. Tom has had dreams of being in a rock band, of being the next Hemmingway, and of catapulting small animals over large buildings. He was a Rode Islandah, but is now a Masshole.