After 25 years of successfully remaining alive on this planet, I have become somewhat accustom to the type of headlines you tend to see in the daily news. It has become all so passÃ©. You come across titles such as “Stock market plummets” this or “SCHOOL SHOOTING” that or “Incest Dad: I am NOT a Monster.” It is all too common. Let’s take a little trip over to Earth-2 to take a peak at some alternate reality headlines. I bet we might find a few headlines we would never want to see over here.
How fortunate we are to live in a world where the worst we have to deal with is a few wars and North Korea testing a few nuclear missiles here and there! If you could take a peak into another world, what sort of headlines might you be afraid to see? Alternately, what sort of news would you like to see?
We’re selling this to Leno,