Headlines You Never Want To See
After 25 years of successfully remaining alive on this planet, I have become somewhat accustom to the type of headlines you tend to see in the daily news. It has become all so passé. You come across titles such as “Stock market plummets” this or “SCHOOL SHOOTING” that or “Incest Dad: I am NOT a Monster.” It is all too common. Let’s take a little trip over to Earth-2 to take a peak at some alternate reality headlines. I bet we might find a few headlines we would never want to see over here.
How fortunate we are to live in a world where the worst we have to deal with is a few wars and North Korea testing a few nuclear missiles here and there! If you could take a peak into another world, what sort of headlines might you be afraid to see? Alternately, what sort of news would you like to see?
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-HP-
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5 Comments to "Headlines You Never Want To See"
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Google really was hacked.
Microsoft says Google was hacked with IE zero-day -
All the meat was taken away on my birthday.
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Why you gotta take the meat?
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I didn’t realize Zero Shared Nickels still existed! I thought your new site replaced it.
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HyphenSite did replace ZSN in terms of updates and content, but ZSN still exists for archival and nostalgia purposes.
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