A Moment to Say Fairwell to Old Friends

Posted by HP on February 24, 2010

Life is a bumpy road and we do not travel alone. We have many who journey with us along this bumpy path, although sometimes things are bumped right off a cliff. And then those things hit some rocks and then they splatter all over the jagged rocks below. And then they are picked apart by scavengers and then are left a rotting carcass until they are eventually returned to the Earth. And then everyone is sad.

We have all lost someone dear to us. Someone close and irreplaceable. Quite often, we lose them well before their time. We do not need to suffer alone. Now let’s sit in a big circle and talk about our loved ones, who we miss so dearly.

Goodbye Oompas! Candies

Oompas! Candies were produced for several years by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. They were large and chewy. Each bite was like eating a basket of artificially flavored fruits.

Oompas! Candies live on in Skittles and other fruity candies.

(what we remember.) (it lives on in)

Goodbye Doritos 3Ds

Goodbye Dunkin Donut’s Crullers

Goodbye Nintendo Cereal System

Goodbye Planters Cheez Balls

Goodbye Ecto Cooler

Oompa loompa candies. Ecto Cooler Boo Berry Ghostbusters cereal (see also Nintedo Cereals) Planters Cheez Balls Doritos 3Ds Dunkin Donuts cruller (replaced by the stick)

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1 Comment to "A Moment to Say Fairwell to Old Friends"

  1. Chatter by Travis on 02/25/2010 @ 10:45 am

    I’ll miss Doritos 3D’s. RIP

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