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Speedbowl!

Posted by HP on February 22, 2010

What is Speedbowl NOT about?

Speedbowl is not about bowling. Speedbowl is not about “packing bowls” of “weed.”

What is Speedbowl about?

Speedbowl is the art of “Speedbowling.”

What is the art of Speedbowling

The art of Speedbowling is the art of getting things done quickly and with little to no thought. You are to act upon instinct, celebrate your hasty decision, and relax in the knowledge that everything you have just done is good.

Origins

Commandments of Speedbowl

When to Speedbowl

These are the times when it is approrirate to Speedbowl

  • When you are diving
  • When you are walking some place
  • During sexual intercourse
  • While baking
  • All the time
  • Any time

When not to Speedbowl

These are the times when it is not approrpiate to Speedbowl:

  • There is no time when it is not appropriate to Speedbowl.

Real life Applications of Speedbowling

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1 Comment to "Speedbowl!"

  1. Chatter by Axel Lützow on 12/3/2011 @ 4:15 pm

    Happy Birth day to me happy birth day To me Happy Birth day!! Dir Axel Happy Birth day To me!! Speedbowling champion nummer Eins!!

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