What is Speedbowl NOT about?
Speedbowl is not about bowling. Speedbowl is not about “packing bowls” of “weed.”
What is Speedbowl about?
Speedbowl is the art of “Speedbowling.”
What is the art of Speedbowling
The art of Speedbowling is the art of getting things done quickly and with little to no thought. You are to act upon instinct, celebrate your hasty decision, and relax in the knowledge that everything you have just done is good.
Commandments of Speedbowl
When to Speedbowl
These are the times when it is approrirate to Speedbowl
- When you are diving
- When you are walking some place
- During sexual intercourse
- While baking
- All the time
- Any time
When not to Speedbowl
These are the times when it is not approrpiate to Speedbowl:
- There is no time when it is not appropriate to Speedbowl.
Real life Applications of Speedbowling