I love the movies. I love movie theaters. I love seeing moving at home, on my computer, or on the big screen. I think I hate IMDb. Let me explain.
I have two traditions after I watch a movie. If I saw the movie in the theaters, I will take the ticket stub and place it in a small box on my desk. I have every ticket stub to every movie I have seen since 1998. My other tradition, which I do regardless of how I see the movie, is to go to IMDb and look for any neat trivia about the movie I just saw. I try to stick to the trivia itself, because if you venture too far down on the page you will find the IMDb message boards. The IMDb message boards are a vast waste land.
Case in point…
3:10 to Yuma
A jerkass criminal (Russell Crowe) is captured by the law. Cattle farmer, Christian Bale (Batman), tries to prove to his son that he is not a pussy by escorting Crowe to a train that will take him to prison.
This movie is incredibly dumb in its incredible violence.
If you liked it then you likely still believe that there were/are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq and need to send YOUR son’s to Iraq to get killed.
At least this is ONLY a movie. – hold2file
I think you need to send yourself to Iraq. - ricky-beaman
I can’t believe there are people as dumb as you out there. Sir YOU ARE TRULY A DOUCHEBAG = Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and Ahole but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious F@#K that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality. – zoraxx
A documentary on the near extinct subterranean graboids filmed in their last known natural habitat; Perfection, Nevada.
After I watched this movie I thought the story from the movie could be true. – pciraulo-1
It’s probably one of the most believable plots I’ve ever heard of in my opinion. Seriously, like spidysense97-1 said, we don’t know what could be happening deep down in the Earth. They’re also very believable monsters when you think about it, nothing too exagerrated about them… Perhaps the speed is a bit. – dante111
Wristcutters: A Love Story
A guy kills himself and ends up in a joyless purgatory reminiscent of Perfection, Nevada. There he meets up with girl (Shannyn Sossamon) and falls in love with her. Then they set out on a road trip to find the “people in charge.”
(From Shannyn Sossamon’s board):
besides the obvious drugs or tri-fecta. has she done any hard hard drugs? im wondering since she tweaks out in interviews(or is she really just that sweet?) or if she is on something. or a combo of both? – johndewhitt
STFU moron. She’s nervous in interviews and shy, but she’s gotten better. – Lip_Service
..and here come the defending, obsessive fans/stalkers. – maken9
sshe should b shy her acting sucks – Keilaroc
The Vampires Assistant
Two high school boys have a homoerotic friendship until one becomes a half-vampire and hangs out with John C. Riley and some sideshow freaks. Then the other kid becomes an evil vampire and they fight.
vampires don’t fcking sparkle.
twilight and edward cullen fans make me angry >.>
the fact that I know who edward cullen is and I don’t read those books makes me sad.Â Â
but CIRQUE DU FREAK!
I’m reading the books now.
also, anybody find it hilarious that Mr. Tall is asian?
I’m not racist, I’m just throwing that out there :p
my friend was kind of upset that we went to see this instead of Paranormal Activity, but I heard that sucked anyway and I’m glad we saw this instead. – hpls_rmntc_x3
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IS A BEEZY!!
I WAS FREAKED! :O – princessslife
People live in a house and there is some paranormal activity in the house.
They werent married, they had no kids. Aint no taco worth staying for and putting up with that sh!t…. – jstep1313
Well, Micah loved her. And if you love someone, you stay with them no matter what. – MovieJunkie10
bull *beep* – Oldherrence555
I left the theater 30 minutes in, because it was just so unrealistic, the main character, Katie, was really overweight. I don’t know why Micah was with her, it was just disgusting, I almost threw up in my mouth a bit, how can people let themselves get like that? And who would cast someone like that in a movie? I guess it was because they had a low budget.
By the way, I’m not very superficial at ALL, but that was just totally unrealistic. – jhnny_43
You left the theater before the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY really started? – Eugenechevreul
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I didn’t even dare go into movies with a popular teen following or heavy politics. I’m sure that as the IMDb boards will get no better, we will be seeing more excerpts from their brilliant minds.