How to Manage Your Percocet

Hello! You have apparently hurt yourself or done something stupid that has required surgical attention. This surgery was bloody and nasty and probably something

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you will not want to discuss at the dinner table. You are now in stitches over internet comedy website and surgery! How do you handle that your guts may squirm out of your stitch holes at any moment? You take your Percocet!

What is Percocet?

It is a magical drug given to you by merciful deities, who’s job is to make sure you are happy and content. It is a mother’s love distilled into a pill, your lover’s kiss filtered into a tablet, and a puppies innocence mashed into a thing. If you do not understand what I mean than you have never felt love before and probably never will and you should be pitied.

What does Percocet do?

Have you ever wanted to kill yourself? It does the opposite of that.

What if I take too Much Percocet?

Put me in your will.

Slang For Percocet

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• The ‘Cets
• Perko
• Happy Pills
• Double Warmers
• Momma’s Hugs

Nicknames for yourself when on the ‘Cets

• Percojesus
• The Pro
• Perucles
• A Car

Percocet Pro Tips for Pros

• Remember! You will forget!
• You will forget to remember.
• Your balls will itch.
• What?
• Sometimes it makes me feel like a car.

Im a car beep beep,
-HP-