Walter B. Raggy Chronicles the 419 Scandal

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From: Walter Raggy
To: Scot Jones ESQ
Subject: Request For Legal Services

KIND ATTN: Mr.Scot Jones

I am WALTER RAGGYa foreign (beneficiary) of funds and a resident of the state of MACHIGAN in the country of United States Of America. [etc etc etc ...]

Yours Truly,
Mr Walter Baller Raggy

From: Scot Jones ESQ
To: Walter Raggy
Subject: Re: Request For Legal Services

Attention: Mr Walter Raggy

Good day Sir, Re:Request For Legal Services I do appreciate your contacting our Law firm, and I want you to know that you will be happy you did. What you have requested for, is a very simple thing which I can get for you , so please take note of the following. So send down to me, [BORING FAKE LEGAL STUFF ...] Once I get the above information,I would use them and go to the bank for verification and also confirm that the funds in question is actually with Orient International Bank PLC.

Warm Regards.
Mr.Scot Jones

From: Walter Raggy
To: Don Peters
Subject: Re: This is what you are to send to the bank and attorney

DON,

I HAVe Emailed THe Lawyer, But My Bank INformation? What Kind DO THey Need I Am NOt Sure What To Tell Them?

Thank You For Being Patient With Me My Father Used TO Scream A Lot.

Walter B. Raggy

From: MR DONALD PETERS
To: Walter Raggy
Subject: Re: This is what you are to send to the bank and attorney

Dear Walter,

Thank you for your email. I am glad you finally sent the email to the lawyer. Let me know as soon as you hear from the attorney. You are to send,the name on your account,bank name, account number and swift code to my own bank so that they will be able to transfer the money to you once they are ready.

Have a great day and best regards,
Don.

From: Walter Raggy
To: Don Peters
Subject: Re: This is what you are to send to the bank and attorney

DON I Have Gotten An Email Back From Him And Are Very Excited But I have News! I Will NOt Be In Nigeria As My Plane Flight Was Canceled And I Feared Too Much To Stay In. One Area But I Am Close To Canada SO That Is Nice.

-Walter Raggy

From: MR DONALD PETERS
To: Walter Raggy
Subject: Re: This is what you are to send to the bank and attorney

Dear Walter.

Kindly forward a copy of the email you received from the attorney to me so that I can give you directives on what to do. I am still waiting for your phone call.

Regards,
Don.

From: Walter Raggy
To: Don Peters
Subject: Re: This is what you are to send to the bank and attorney

DON,

The Letter Is Below Down There in FWD. I Have Been Trying To Call, But I Cannot. I am Out Of Town Away From Home To Run and I Have Been Using InterNet Restaurants To Write Emails. As Long As I Buy Coffee From Them They Let Me Use The COmputers And Do NOt Get Mad. But I Asked People To USe Their Phone Because I Don’t Have One With Me Away From Home and They Become Rude And Yell.

Sorry I Will Ask More People But No one Wants To Let Me Have Money.

-Walter Raggy

The plot thickens! Will Walter be okay? We sure hope so!