Holy Filler Batman!

Posted by Tom on January 10, 2007

Sorry about the last post. Also, sorry about this one.  Well…alright, I'm a filthy liar. There's no part of me that's actually sorry, becuase damnit: we got these up on Wednesdays!

More importantly, though. Some of you may recall Chris's slight yearism. It was, at best, offensive. At worst, I expect to see a white van outside the Sociodome any day now, with bearded men inside watching.

And waiting.

However, to get over the inferiority complex Chris has brought upon himself, we have been thinking. And planning. And plotting. And, I can say, without a single modicrum of embellishment, that 2007 will be the single greatest year in Zero Shared Nickels history. Which is huge. Let's face it, ever since The Apple created herself, and Chris assaulted the nice McCustomer Service people over processed chicken (and the shapes it takes), we have been living in a shadow. Well, no more! We shall cast off this shadow like so many Romanian mail order brides into a filthy river, and rise once more from the ashes, like some sort of twisted, perverted Phoenix. 

My dear friends, 2007 is going to be big. Bigger than things you've seen. Even bigger than Ghetto-Fabulous. That's just how big this is gonna be. So big, that we can barely contain ourselves.

Okay, well…we have Chris pretty well contained. But, then…he's confounded by shiny things.


In other news, I'm fixin' to switch jobs again, Chris has been talking (and making out with) himself, Meg has turned into a lovely addition to the apartment, the van in the above link was right outside of our apartment not two days ago (Tuesday), the internet is shakier than a Romanian bride with Tourette's, and there will soon be Socio-Cats.

Enjoy the week, dear friends and readers. For next Wednesday, we will bring your fragile worlds down upon your heads, and change them.



26 Comments to "Holy Filler Batman!"

  1. Chatter by Megan on 01/10/2007 @ 10:52 pm

    I think this post may be lamer than the sandy 2007 post.

  2. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/10/2007 @ 11:02 pm

    Well, Mike… you can kill yourself now.
  3. Chatter by Lizzie on 01/10/2007 @ 11:08 pm

    hey tom write something about how amazing i am and how happy you are that they let me out of the looney bin

    DO IT

  4. Chatter by Am on 01/11/2007 @ 1:04 am

    I haven’t posted in awhile……..just thought I’d make an appearance 🙂

  5. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/11/2007 @ 9:38 am

    Welcome to the lowest of the low. I’m just going to write that post about what color my poop was this morning. Pictures included.
  6. Chatter by Mike on 01/11/2007 @ 1:55 pm

    This had more substance than that pathetic post that polluted this site with its fecal feculence last week, Chris!

    Viva Tom! Cornshoe applauds your slightly-more-than-half-assed post!

  7. Chatter by Travis on 01/11/2007 @ 3:32 pm

    Certifiably lame. WHERE IS THE PROOF?! Promises promises and yet not one good post for 2007. You should be a politician with shit-tastic promises like that!

    PS: I was told to call Tom a Stupid Head.

  8. Chatter by Tom on 01/11/2007 @ 6:03 pm

    Meg: Why even bother typing that? You could have shouted it at me from across the living room. Bum.

    Amber: Ha, all you do is post here. That’d be like me walking into the kitchen at a Player’s party, and saying, “Oh, if it isn’t Mr. Cuervo. Haven’t seen you in a while, buddy.” (IE, you’re a filthy liar)

    Lizzie: I’m happy that you’re out of the nuthouse. It’s amazing.

    Mike: *bows ever so slightly*

    Travis: The proof is not my job. I am merely a word monkey. The proof lies upon my counterpart, who had better have that damned proof ready for next Wendesday. Also…I’ll be running for President, no worries about that. Win with Quinn in 2020!

    …that made me want to watch Sea Lab.

  9. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/11/2007 @ 6:59 pm

    Tom… why the hell did you say I would be done with everything by next week? I have a metric fuckload to finish!
  10. Chatter by Mommy Dan on 01/12/2007 @ 2:39 pm

    Tom obviously gives you too much credit. I say, Tom is too good of a friend. I suggest, that said Tom, creator of slightly more meaningful topics than Chris do not talk to Chris for a full week. Avoid it. After, write down how Chris is acting. Is he alive? Dead? Has he changed? Play around with it.

    Speedbowling his way through 2007…

  11. Chatter by Am on 01/12/2007 @ 11:06 pm

    Tom you shouldn’t speak for other people!!!

    Good luck with your metric fuckload of stuff to do HP!!!

    And Danny ……be quiet! 😛

  12. Chatter by Mommy Dan on 01/13/2007 @ 8:17 pm

    I am quiet. I have a silent keyboard. I’m not like you, who reads outloud to herself at the library while Steve from Modern History 214 watches you from afar. That Steve is a weirdo.

  13. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/14/2007 @ 1:33 am

    This post is like finding hair in my ass crack… more awkward than amusing. I demand retributions.
  14. Chatter by Am on 01/14/2007 @ 3:38 am

    Danny I don’t go to school with you lol or steve….

  15. Chatter by Mommy Dan on 01/14/2007 @ 3:39 pm


    Corn shoe always needs coins and asks from his followers only that they give him more and more coins whenever possible. The best way to get these coins is by asking Speedbowlers, the brand new and exciting comic force lead by Captain America and featuring Iceman, Human Torch and The Thing. Expect the comic to hit shelves early March and a movie deal sometime soon.

    Finally, go Pats!

    And if by some chance they don’t go, then forget I mentioned them and I will pay a sum not greater or less than $50 to whoever kills someone with a “Lights Out” T-shirt on.

  16. Chatter by Mommy Dan on 01/14/2007 @ 10:05 pm

    Pats win, and by my calculations, Amber lost.

  17. Chatter by Am on 01/14/2007 @ 11:02 pm

    Why do I lose! I like the pats

  18. Chatter by Tom on 01/15/2007 @ 5:38 pm

    Amber….just becuase you like the Pats doesn’t mean that you can share in their winnings. You should know that by now.

    Then again, neither can Danny. But, he likes to ride the coattails of all those victorious in this world.

    I surround myself with leeches.

  19. Chatter by Mommy Dan on 01/15/2007 @ 6:32 pm

    I can share with their winnings, I have a pats jersey, hat and went to a game. Therefore I helped pay their salaries.

    And Tom, everyone is a leech in some way. You are a leech to Chris and Meg, since they help pay your rent, and you leech of the Irish by drinking their whiskey.

    Finally, cheers to Bruce who made an experience commercial that is rather humorous. He has a new movie coming out so I say we all get hopped up on drunk, ride the T to the movies, and play video games- though not necessarily in that order.

  20. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/16/2007 @ 10:24 am

    everyone lose but I. I win. And Michael. He ties. Travis get runner up. Everyone else lose.
    Also, someone remind me to fix the .div classes. None of you will remember…
  21. Chatter by Mike on 01/16/2007 @ 3:10 pm

    Fix the .div classes.

  22. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/16/2007 @ 3:13 pm

    Thanks Mike! You’re the shining knight across the moat that is my life.
  23. Chatter by Mike on 01/16/2007 @ 3:59 pm

    You aren’t getting my Bud Light, Chris.

  24. Chatter by ChrisHP on 01/16/2007 @ 9:34 pm

    The div classes are fixed. None of you have any idea what that means… Well, Travis does.
  25. Chatter by Corn Shoe's Supreme Speedbowler on 01/16/2007 @ 11:20 pm

    Fix the .div classes again. The second one isn’t working. Also, computer works! IT LIVES!

  26. Chatter by Am on 01/17/2007 @ 1:52 am

    put up the pretty picture!

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