Archive for August, 2009
To Whom It May Concern: 1337 5p34k
To Whom It May Concern, We need to talk about these 13375p34k, txt-spk, and other derivative languages being used commonly these days. I appreciate that some of you kids are quite fond of numbers, or are otherwise too lazy or busy with the drama of being a 13 year old, barely pubescent child, to speak [...]
Tales from the Fear.net: Outpost
Hello, and welcome to the newest installment of the Tales from the Fear.net collection. We’ve already dealt with Children of the Living Dead, which was like getting punched in the childhood, and The Nun, which was like being crapped on by your date in the middle of a nice restaurant (ie, it should only be [...]
Mike, Who That Superhero?
A friend asked me who Ghost Rider is. I drew them a diagram in MS Paint. That pretty much is ghostrider all right! Mike, who is Iron Man?! Use this if anyone asks you who Iron Man is. Michael… please… make me 100 of these. Who is Bullseye??!?! Mike who is the Hulk? Who is [...]
Movie Theater Etiquette for the General Public
Despite what the weather suggests it is indeed summer time. It has been a predominantly cool and rainy summer, so what better place to spend your drizzly nights than at the movie theater? It is the age of the Summer Blockbuster, which means that there is a feature film for every one! Whether you want [...]

