Hello dear friend, how are you on the fine Wednesday? It’s been, what, a year since you first moved into the Big Cityâ„¢? It’s been a busy year, too, between the beaches, concerts, camping, drinking and holidays.  I’m proud of you for still being alive and functioning, and not just being in some sort of [...]

A couple of weeks ago ZSN introduced you to some hunky realtors. Here are the previous  contestants: These dreamy fellows took Tom and I to see some nice places, but nothing really worked out. Everyone had an interesting personality, but the places they showed us just didn’t click. Maybe these up-and-coming realtors can find Tom [...]

Dear Weather, Let me just start off by saying: What the Fuck? Look, it’s New England, I get that. Fine. Our weather patterns are terrible, I understand. That’s hilarious and all, really, it is. But come on, it’s June. Here’s what June is supposed to be: shorts, sandals, skirts, occasional beach trips, frisbee games, baseball, [...]

When Zero Shared Nickels really started to pick up as a website, Tom and I used it as a forum to document the trials we endured attempting to move to Boston. We used ZSN to plead with Boston, asking this fine city to accept us with open arms. We documented our attempts at finding employment. [...]