Archive for May, 2009
The Marshalls Scandal
There is one thing that ties all great men from history together: at one time they all probably needed new pants. I am such a man, for at one time I also needed a new pair of pants. The time in question was last November. The pants I had purchased in 2006 were running a [...]
Welcome to Sucksville: -7
I have been very busy. April was a rather hectic month. So hectic that it has carried into May. I did not have anything finished for this week. Here is how this post is going to work. I am going to leave you with this comic below and then a few supplemental images and I [...]
The Banes of My Existence Vol. 5
It has been about a year since Volume 4 and I figure that’s a good thing. It means that I have not had a lot to complain about and that I have been expanding my writing arsenal. However, I am just feeling a little overwhelmed in life lately between getting my wisdom teeth removed, getting [...]
El Fifth de May
6 pm: Okay, it’s 6 pm, outta work, and it’s Cinco de Mayo, which I believe is the day that Mexico commemorates the first time someone sucked the sweet, sweet nectar from the Agave plant. “Mexico,” of course, in the same sense that “Ireland” celebrates St. Patrick’s Day – namely, thousands of college kids across [...]

