Here at ZSN, we encourage our readers to let out their inner rage in creative and humorous ways. One such reader has done exactly that, and is writing angry letters. Here are the first two, for your bitter enjoyment! To Whom It May Concern, No, you cannot have the last cookie. I don’t care what [...]

Through most of my teenage years, the only types of footwear I had were sandals,  snow/work boots, hiking boots, dress shoes, and anything sport-specific I needed (cleats for baseball, etc). I had one pair of each, most of which were in my closet. The hiking boots were what I wore day-in, day-out, as they were [...]

Dear Powers That Be, My name is not important. This letter is not a matter of who I am, but what I have done. I am here to confess my deeds in the hopes that they will not longer weigh down upon my soul. I am a criminal. That may come as a surprise to [...]

I went 13 years in catholic school. There, I said it. And I’m not ashamed of it, either, so you can stop right there. It took me a grade school and two high schools to really find one I liked, but that’s beside the point. What is my point, you ask? My point is that [...]

Sorry everyone, but because of some external circumstances there will be no post this week.  We tried really hard, but it’s been really rough. Tom has been laid off from his job. HP has been dumped. Both are drinking pretty heavily right night. ZSN might need to take a break. S E C R E [...]