Archive for November, 2008
Things Old People Would Say That Are Totally Bogus
It’s Thanksgiving! I’m sure many of you Patriots are at home with your families. I remember as a child, I would spend every Thanksgiving with my grandparents. Actually, I still do! I’d sit down and listen to my Grandpa H’s stories and enjoy a scrumptious turkey meal cooked by Grandma P. I always had such [...]
File Under D for Danger
Prologue One of my primary functions at my job is to file files away in a series of filing cabinets. Throughout the fiscal year, many of the files need to be moved from one filing cabinet to another filing cabinet. As you can imagine, the process of moving file folders full of files from one [...]
The Nabisco Scandal
As you know, ZSN has a history of exposing scandals. The fight has now apparently been taken to the streets, as alert reader Mary recently showed me with her awe-inspiring story. I now present to you: The Nabisco Scandal. (Mary entered this into an online complaint form to the company) Tonight, while enduring an extensive [...]

