I need your money. I do not want it. I NEED it. I am a young man at a dead end job who is about $50k in debt between students loans, increasing rent, and a Best Buy credit card. I do not need to pay child support, but I am more than willing to knock [...]

Mike vs. Dog Lady, Tourette’s Guy, and Smelly-Looking Man I will talk now about three distinct customers. I’ve never had to deal with them at once, but there wasn’t enough material for each of them for a single tale. Plus, all of them are clearly ill in some way, mentally or otherwise, so I’d feel [...]

Ah, dear friends, welcome back to the offices of Dr. Love, Sexpert Extraordinaire! Please, come in, come in, take a seat. You say that you want to follow all my wonderful advice, but that you can’t seem to find anybody to follow it with? Hm, well, that will just not do. Let’s see if I [...]

I was just thinking about how much time I spend in the bathroom. It’s a pretty decent amount of time. I estimate that I must spend 2 hours each day in the bathroom, between shaving, showering, defecating, brushing, and the works. I bet you spend quite of bit of time in the bathroom, especially if [...]