Tom has been sipping heavily from a large bottle of tequila. “Hath a throw some off th’ porth!!” he bellowed. Loosely translated, Tom had just said that he wanted to toss the microwave off of the back porch. I paused for a second and contemplated this notion. “No, Tom. That is a bad idea. A [...]

You know for the gigantic geeks that Tom and I are, we don’t post about video games nearly as often as you would expect us to. Off the top of my head I can think about maybe two posts, the one about spawn camping and the one I wrote about video game movies back before [...]

It’s probably a fair assumption to assume that you happen to know who I am. Then again…do you? For many of you, I may very well just be a bunch of type on a computer screen (albeit, sexy and funny, interesting type). Well, guess what? You’re both wrong. Haha! So now that you feel bad, [...]

Hello again, my friend. I see your sunburn is peeling nicely, that’s cool. Plenty of aloe for that, right? Good, good. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it looks like Major Rock Bandâ„¢ is on tour, and they’re coming to the Big City Corporate-Named Stadiumâ„¢! And on top of that, Controversial Hip-Hop Artistâ„¢ [...]