Ah, hello my friend. It is a beautiful summer here in the Big Cityâ„¢, isn’t it? It’s just the sort of thing that makes one happy to be alive, and preferably outdoors. Yes, you could go to another sporting event, but wouldn’t you rather go soak in the sun while, say, floating in the water? [...]

The first installment of the ongoing Tales from the Fear.net series here on ZSN was, in a word, enlightening. I honestly couldn’t believe how someone could take something with so much potential, rape it, and then film it crying in the corner, a broken, hollow shell of the idea it wanted so hard to be. [...]

I have been know to partake in hyperbole. One might say that I quite often find myself plucking the juicy fruits from the tree of exaggeration and sampling it’s succulent nectar. Due to my hyperbolic tendencies people on occasion shrug of what I say as if I am always joking. “Oh that incorrigible HP, he [...]

You look pretty bored. Why don’t you come over here, sit down, let’s “rap.” On average I spend 40+ hours sitting on my ever-growing ass in a cubicle at work. If your job is like mine, you have five hours of work a week stretched out over a five day period. Sure, there are some [...]