Before you even begin to read this, you should know that this isn’t about Dane Cook. Well, it is, but not in an “OMG HE’S SO AMAZING I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES LOLOLROTFLMAOCOPTERWTF!!?!!?!” sort of way. This isn’t a biography, either (I don’t know where he was born, but if I found out, I’d [...]

As an uninformed American youth, it came as quite the surprise to learn that the United States American government would be giving me a little extra padding for my wallet this year. For those of you that are as unaware as I was, I’m talking about stimulation: Under the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008, more [...]

It has been almost a year since Volume 3. For those of you relatively new to ZSN, the concept of the BoME is simple: There are things that bother me to the core of my being so that I just cannot help but foam at the mouth and yell about them. They are the quintessential [...]

Well, my dear friend(s), I see that you have done well since we last spoke. That’s good to see, it makes me happy that you have taken my advice to heart. The Big Cityâ„¢ can be a fantastic place to wile away the best years of your life, while making just enough to afford a [...]