So, you’re all moved in now? That’s good to hear. Furniture on fire yet? No? Good, good. How’s the cat? …Oh, really? Well, on the bright side, fur’s great to stick underneath a door to block out the cold, no question about that. Ah, you want to go out and see the sites that the [...]

As I’m sure anybody that has owned a television set in the past two years is well aware of, Comcast sells digital cable. What this means is that, aside from a rather useful “Guide” function and access to more channels than you can shove down a drugged-up hooker’s throat, you also get “On Demand.” For [...]

Introducing to the world, Obscure Inq.

Well, football season is over! It seems the New England Patriots [kicked major ass/were beaten without mercy]! That’s all well and good, but as many of you know, I don’t care about football. Or baseball. Or basketball, tennis, golf, or semiprofessional bowling. That aside, it is still [exciting/disappointing] that the Patriots [won/lost] another Super Bowl. [...]