And the Lord doth look down upon his creation and lo he said: “It is good. Too good. Those piss ants don’t deserves this.” And thusly the Lord created the very Banes of my Existence (The Third Booktool).Jack Thompson Jack Thompson is the bane of my existence. For those of you who don’t know, ol’ [...]

The Famous Leprechaun (You’ve Never Heard Of) Two summers ago I worked at the IMAX in Providence Place mall. It was a decent job, with poor pay, it was mind numbingly boring, run by high school seniors, and had it’s fair share of surly customers, but it was, on occasion, amusing. However, there was one [...]

That's right, it's Wednesday, and I'm back again, with another fun update! As always, today's update will be informative, intelligent, and parts of it will border on Pulitzer Prize winning material. We'll start with the next round of limericks (still taken from that long day of e-mails). Tom:Tom wrote a limerick to stun It made [...]

Ah, Boys and Girls, welcome back. You have come to visit your Uncle Tom at a hilariously…special…time. As you know full well by now, Chris – as well as the elusive Meg – are part of 9 to 5 America, “working” all day long, until they can escape and journey back to the Sociodome, to [...]