The names have been change to protect the innocent.  StefanStefan was an ordinary twenty-something male. He drank a lot, played video games, and loved Jesus. One evening, Stefan, had a chat with his friend, Geoff, about things that would make Jenna Jameson blush. Geoff found this conversation too amusing not to send to me and [...]

Site News: As mentioned in the last post, ZSN v2.flintlock is up and running. Only the journal is fully functional, and the design is not complete, so just ignore some of the spacing errors and broken links. Due to fear of a lawsuit or personal retaliation, the original post has been removed. -HP-

Site News: I cannot believe I missed this, but as of April 14th, Zero Shared Nickels is 6 years old. I sent out the 1st ZSN email on 04/14/01. Amazing! I took some time to flip through some of the old issues and, wow, I’m a flippin’ retard. If you want to subject yourself to [...]

Jeff: emeril is making candy apples on food network fyi HP: i only worship one candied apple, but thanks for letting me know Amber: what religion are you then Amber: jw HP: I worship The Apple HP: or whatever else I come up with Amber: her magic stick? HP: i’m nondominational psuedojudasim wiccabuddhist. Amber: coool [...]

We are Chris the Bearded, Travis the Techy, Chad the Packrat, and Ethan the Hairy. Together we are called The Mighty Four and this is an extension of our tale. Many, many moons ago, Chad, Ethan, Travis, and myself stirred together the ingredients that legends are made of. For the benefit of the uninitiated, I [...]