Archive for April, 2007
The Sugar Story*
*A slight exaggeration based on real events** **The original version, typos and all. Four mighty heroes were coming to an end of their dreadful scholastic challenges for a season. It was their Seventh Semester at Colby-Sawyer College, days before the start of their final exams. A cold, bitter wind danced through the air, slapping all [...]
Roll Call
So I'm in the new job. Been there about a week, and things were going fantastic. Right up until today. "But oh holy monolith that we dear speak the name of, what went wrong today?" you may ask. I'll tell you. It was the Human Resources' orientation session (which is where they take three hours [...]
Bane(s) of my Existence Vol. 2
In a world where darkness rules the land and dreams are eaten with a side of French fries and coleslaw, two men are brave enough to stand up for what they believe in… These men are Chris and Tom. And maybe, also, Abe Lincoln. Tom has a job. A real, big boy salary job. He [...]
Inane Vernacular Vol. 2
Tom was originally going to do the post this week, but he so flaked on it! So, I had to pull out the back up: We are back with another installment of Insane Vernacular! Quotes ‘n more quotes. There’s really no need for an introduction, so I’m going to stop it. Danny already blew his [...]

