A simpleton might ask themselves "What is Porn and Booze Night?"  Well, simpleton, Porn and Booze Night is a night that features both porn and booze, but in a purely therapeutic fashion. After a week of tedious work and stress induced fever dreams, there is little better then grabbing a porn from your local smut [...]

While performing the bimonthly vacuuming of my room the other day, I found a few things under my bed. They were the lost images from last week's post. They must have been lost under my bed for ten, perhaps, eleven days. Some of these pictures were alternates for pictures you've already seen, some were lost [...]

  In the past, I have been known to compare 2007 to a mouth full of sand. Well, that time has passed. It's time to make 2007 a mouthful of fireworks, gold, and bananas! I've toiled away on this post. Tom hyped this post. Jesus Christ once spoke of this post (translation pending). I had [...]

Sorry about the last post. Also, sorry about this one.  Well…alright, I'm a filthy liar. There's no part of me that's actually sorry, becuase damnit: we got these up on Wednesdays! More importantly, though. Some of you may recall Chris's slight yearism. It was, at best, offensive. At worst, I expect to see a white [...]

After discussing, rather in depth, what Tom and I liked and disliked about 2006, I'd like to fill all of you in on why I hate 2007. I want you to read that number out loud: "Two thousand and seven." I feel like I have a mouth full of sand when I say it.  Forget [...]