Comments on: The First Annual ZSN Speedbowl and Pink Sock Awards

By: Mommy Dan

Mommy Dan — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:12:40 +0000

Well, New Years Eve went really well. I don’t remember the last hr or so of it. Neither does Chris. He says he remembers some things, but me? Nothing. I think I know what caused my lack of memory- The Mexicans.

You see, I had a well balanced liquorish meal of all the races- Russian vodka, Irish whiskey, English wine, Belgian Beer, and Scotish Gin. Everytihng was just peachy, until the Mexicans showed up. You see, Tequila is a racist, selfish prick. Once he got in my stomach, he started a riot against Russians. Obviously, the Irish joined, followed closely by the Scotts. The English stayed to themselves, playing chess with the Belgians. That’s whent things got fuzzy. After the first 3 cups of Beruit, I don’t remember a thing. I did wake up in my own bed, and remembered to take my shoes off. I woke up with no hangover whatsoever, and felt absolutely wonderful. I am certain it is because I kicked everyone out of my stomach and into the toilet where they belong for starting a fight in mine own innards.

So, having no memory, I called Chris, who informed me of me falling in the kitchen while everyone laughed. Then, he told me he himself also fell, Kyle and John fell also. Apparently Kyle pulled his pants down again outside. Thankfully I do not remember this, and Kyle was releived there are no pictures.

I stole a Mayor Mollis sign, and used it to beat Kyle while John lay motionless on the couch. I fought Mike nearly to death with a Steak knife shortly after the ball dropped while Kyle watched in disgust.

We had a Nacho pyramid built with cheese so high, and it coated our bellies with it’s crunchy cheezy goodness.

I hope to make a slide show recounting the events, and in the pictures I have no memory, you can bet I will have a hilarious take on what I think did happen and how it happened.

Overall, I give New Years Eve an A-. We took in the New Year with only 4 of us, but more joined as time went on. Jesus and Buddha fought, while every religion was right in their own way.

I take a step back now, and say a good year to all of you! Except Amber. Because… well because we all agreed on it.

By: Megan

Megan — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:41:34 +0000

Speedbowls:
Graduating from Bryant.
Moving to the Socio-dome.
The “Bad Porn and Booze” Friday trend started by Ethan.
Obtaining a grown-up job (even though it starts in 2007)

Pink Socks:
Finding out what a “pink sock” is.

By: ChrisHP

ChrisHP — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 19:03:31 +0000

So far, I have a favorite moment from 2007! Danny calls up last night, trying to recap the last 2 hours of his New years eve. I just so happen to be digging through the pictures of that evening.
“Huh, and now someone seems to be stealing a giant Mollis for Mayor sign. Oh. It’s you!”

By: Travis

Travis — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:34:48 +0000

Also also 2007! On location borrowing internet in Maine. Weird.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 15:58:27 +0000

Happy New Year! I hope 2007 is much better for you guys!

By: ChrisHP

ChrisHP — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 17:13:28 +0000

Mike, thanks for the input! Cornshoe bless Lucky… and burn down RIC.
Ethan, watching you puke all over Boston was actually a highlight. It was rough, but it’s a hilarious story.
Penguin boxing commences at 8pm.
Amber, shut up and read it.

By: Am

Am — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:09:15 +0000

wow this is a lot to read…………

By: Mommy Dan

Mommy Dan — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:15:53 +0000

Emo spiderman listens to fallout boy and cut himself every time MJ rejected him.

Also, my New Years resolution is to either see a penguin box another animal and win, or watch someone be sucked into a camera on Live TV.

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:07:19 +0000

Speedbowl awards-
-XBox 360 and all the joy and screaming it brings
-My creative spark reinvigorated. How come when we have some great, endless ideas on what to film, people go and move to Boston??? Friggin’ people.
-My sweet little Lucky, still hates all races. Bless that dog.

Pink Sock awards-
-The large part of my soul being consumed by the struggle to leave RIC and never come back.
-The large part of my soul being consumed by the desire to leave Stop and Shop and never come back
-The large part of my soul that dies when i realize I can’t leave Stop and Shop until I leave RIC and find a better job with the meager skills I learned at said-RIC
-The excruciating wait for Spider-Man 3. I want to see emo-Spider and I want to see him NOW!

By: sircorndog

sircorndog — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 15:59:23 +0000

Do I make 9!?! the holy magical 9 that look at this websight, or was I allready factored in? If I was I should count two. I don’t know why, just to make it 9.

Speedbowl awardes:
of course graduation from college, now i’m smart.
London house and its affiliats
Getting my own apartment in the grand town of claremont.
Going out west after graudation.
Meeting, and dating, the girl next door, litterly.
the fact that its snowing right now!

Pink sock:
graduation college.
the fact it HASN’T snowed much
breaking up with meg, but actualy kinda dateing her as well.
Giveing chris a pink sock, sorry buddy.
Throwing up ALL OVER BOSTON…though, now I can say i’ve left a peice of my in the T…on the stairs….and in the street.