Hello, and welcome to the newest installment of the Tales from the Fear.net collection. We’ve already dealt with Children of the Living Dead, which was like getting punched in the childhood, and The Nun, which was like being crapped on by your date in the middle of a nice restaurant (ie, it should only be [...]

The first installment of the ongoing Tales from the Fear.net series here on ZSN was, in a word, enlightening. I honestly couldn’t believe how someone could take something with so much potential, rape it, and then film it crying in the corner, a broken, hollow shell of the idea it wanted so hard to be. [...]

As I’m sure anybody that has owned a television set in the past two years is well aware of, Comcast sells digital cable. What this means is that, aside from a rather useful “Guide” function and access to more channels than you can shove down a drugged-up hooker’s throat, you also get “On Demand.” For [...]