I am considered an expert on Nintendo and Nintendo based trivia. I have beaten every Mario game, from Super Mario Bros to Mario & Luigi 2: Partners in Time. I am also considered an amateur expert in psychology – I once took a psychology class as a requirement in college back in 2003 or 2004. This makes me beyond qualified to metaphorically dissect and literally over-analyze the Super Mario Brothers.

VIDEO(s) OF THE WEEK – “Turtles Forever” is a brand new movie staring everyone’s favorite mutants that are not owned by Marvel Comics. Check out the trailer and a little bit of footage from the upcoming made-for-TV movie!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK – After years of poor luck with the ladies, Peter Parker finally landed the girl of his dreams. And then the Green Goblin threw her off of a bridge and killed her, so Peter mopped around for a bit then got married to Mary Jane Watson.

The battle of the millennium: Superman vs a Jedi Knight. Who would win in a grudge match between the defenders of the galaxy and the Man of Steel? Midichlorians vs Krypton? Lightsabers vs. head vision? The internet decides!

In the last few years I have gotten very into Halloween. I have a lot of fun with it. I love the costumes and the parties. It was only natural that on this, the 25th year of our mutual existence, I was a Ghostbuster for Halloween.

Here is how I created my costume.

In 1984 the world welcomed two major additions to American comedy. The first would obviously be my birth, which occurred one cool Spring evening. A few months later the world was introduced to Ivan Reitman’s masterpiece, Ghostbusters. This year of our Lord and Savior Jesus Cristo 2009 finds itself to be the 25th Anniversaries of both such occasions. Unlike many, many, many of the posts before this I am not here to write about myself – I am here to discuss the joy of Ghostbusters.

To Whom It May Concern, We need to talk about these 13375p34k, txt-spk, and other derivative languages being used commonly these days. I appreciate that some of you kids are quite fond of numbers, or are otherwise too lazy or busy with the drama of being a 13 year old, barely pubescent child, to speak [...]

A friend asked me who Ghost Rider is. I drew them a diagram in MS Paint. That pretty much is ghostrider all right! Mike, who is Iron Man?! Use this if anyone asks you who Iron Man is. Michael… please… make me 100 of these. Who is Bullseye??!?! Mike who is the Hulk? Who is [...]

More sexual harassment!!! So…is that a cross she’s wearing there? Because if it is, this statement is hilarious. That’s just ugly jewelry, Tom, there is no cross there. NO SHE DIN’NT!

Dear Michael Bay,I recently saw Transformers 2: Secret of the Ooze Revenge of the Fallen. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a great deal. It was a fun movie. A lot of it didn’t make any damn sense, of course. But I don’t go to your movies to watch in-depth plotlines, superb acting, or (frankly) [...]