It was on February 27th, 2006 that I would receive an email correspondence from a kindly Nigerian man named Donald Peters. Times were far simple back then, as I was just a senior in college, awaiting to be released into that big, bad world. When I saw Donald’s email my young and still exuberant eyes widened! Could it be? One of God’s Creatures was asking me for help? How could I say no? I couldn’t, that’s how! I drafted an email to Mr. Donald Peters that would affirm his faith in Mankind.

There is one thing that ties all great men from history together: at one time they all probably needed new pants. I am such a man, for at one time I also needed a new pair of pants. The time in question was last November. The pants I had purchased in 2006 were running a [...]

As you know, ZSN has a history of exposing scandals. The fight has now apparently been taken to the streets, as alert reader Mary recently showed me with her awe-inspiring story. I now present to you: The Nabisco Scandal. (Mary entered this into an online complaint form to the company) Tonight, while enduring an extensive [...]

It was Monday morning. I slept in late by about 30 minutes, still basking in the aftermath of a weekend well spent. With good company on found, flaming bikes from beach time pizza and beach time syringes on my mind, I reluctantly woke up. I ran around my apartment, in a scramble to get ready. [...]

The McScandal is one of my favorite posts. For those new to ZSN or unfamiliar with this classic post, please follow this majestic link to a post made of merriment and wonders and fried chicken gristle. It has elicited some amusing response, much of which was lost in the transition from ZSNv1.0 to ZSNv2.0. I [...]

Throughout the course of my life I have pondered upon certain facets of our reality. Once such facet (that has kept me awake many a night) is why are McDonald´s Chicken McNuggets found in either the “boot” shape or the circular shape (or variations thereof). I could not understand the logic behind this McBoot nugget [...]