I am considered an expert on Nintendo and Nintendo based trivia. I have beaten every Mario game, from Super Mario Bros to Mario & Luigi 2: Partners in Time. I am also considered an amateur expert in psychology – I once took a psychology class as a requirement in college back in 2003 or 2004. This makes me beyond qualified to metaphorically dissect and literally over-analyze the Super Mario Brothers.

To Whom It May Concern, We need to talk about these 13375p34k, txt-spk, and other derivative languages being used commonly these days. I appreciate that some of you kids are quite fond of numbers, or are otherwise too lazy or busy with the drama of being a 13 year old, barely pubescent child, to speak [...]

A friend asked me who Ghost Rider is. I drew them a diagram in MS Paint. That pretty much is ghostrider all right! Mike, who is Iron Man?! Use this if anyone asks you who Iron Man is. Michael… please… make me 100 of these. Who is Bullseye??!?! Mike who is the Hulk? Who is [...]

More sexual harassment!!! So…is that a cross she’s wearing there? Because if it is, this statement is hilarious. That’s just ugly jewelry, Tom, there is no cross there. NO SHE DIN’NT!

So, we here at work have to complete some sort of harassment training exercise online. I think Nate did one of those, didn’t you? Weren’t some of the questions ridiculous? Yup they were hilarious. Holy Shit there’s sound on this thing. Oh, now I can’t wait.

One day, I was in college. In a certain video production class in which I was certainly in, a certain professor assigned an uncertain video project to a certain me. Beset with schoolwork from all corners, and the deadline for the video project looming, I knew there was no way I could film anything particularly [...]

On Friday, March 6th, 2009, the most anticipated comic book movie will be released – Watchmen. The movie is based upon one of the most beloved and hyped graphic novels in the history of comic books. Originally released in 1986, Watchmen has attracted a fair number of fans, especially in recent years as news of [...]

The Dark Knight came out on Blu-ray and DVD yesterday, December 9th, 2008. I plan on buying several copies. One for me. One for my girlfriend. Another for me. I love Batman. No, I seriously really love Batman. He is one of my favorite comic book superheroes, I have at least 20 Batman-related tradebacks, several [...]

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Dear Science, I know that you and I have had our differences in the past, specifically with Science Fairs back in the day. But really, can you blame me? They shoved those folding back boards down our throats, and if there’s anything that would have made me not care about you, it would have been [...]