Archive for the ‘jenius’ Category
ZineCon Fair 2009
I was walking past the Convention Center over by Mass Ave and I noticed a sign in front of it. It read:
“Boston 6th Annual ZineCon Fest.
At Kinkos, turn left at Hynes Convention Center (walk approx. 230 feet.)”
Add’l Steps to Enjoy Your IKEA Brand IKEA Furniture
You LIKE having your IKEA brand IKEA furniture! Here is some TROUBLE SHOOTING guide to enjoy your IKEA furnitures! If your IKEA DESK is lopsided, how do you straighten IT out? If the DESK is on fire, what is the best CHEMICAL solution to put it out? The ANWER may surprise you!
Thank You For Choosing IKEA
Thank you for PURCHASE of IKEA brand IKEA furniture. THANK(s) to you for taking the time to put together IKEA brand IKEA furniture. Now that you have IKEA furniture please follow these steps to ensure you enjoy your furniture as IKEA intended.
The 4th Annual Speedbowl & Pink Sock Awards
2009 has come to an end! An entire decade is over! It’s been an interesting one to say the least! In the last decade alone, we have managed to graduate from high school, complete college, get a real jobs, and date several women (some crazy, some not)! However, tonight isn’t about the last decade, it’s [...]
Surviving This Economy (or How to Spend Without Regard)
Despite being Mr. Big-Shot-Still-Has-A-Job, I just can’t seem to save up any money! It’s like I live over an ancient Native American burial ground and it’s causing money to disappear like sand slips through your fingers. It is not for lack of trying! Basically, my point is, I ain’t got no money. The economy is tough and I know a lot of you guys are in similar situations or are art majors or are in a band, so you don’t have money either. For the good of both myself and you, the loyal and sexy readers, I’m going to present a few tips on how to Survive This Economy.
Have You Been Injured??
A few months ago, I damaged my knee. We shall not get into how I did so. I did not have time to go to a hospital or see another doctor, so my friends and I had to use the internet to figure out what was wrong. We determined my knee either had gout or was sprained. In the end, it was neither, but the internet tried! Today we will try for the internet! Try to heal you.
To Whom It May Concern: 1337 5p34k
To Whom It May Concern, We need to talk about these 13375p34k, txt-spk, and other derivative languages being used commonly these days. I appreciate that some of you kids are quite fond of numbers, or are otherwise too lazy or busy with the drama of being a 13 year old, barely pubescent child, to speak [...]
Movie Theater Etiquette for the General Public
Despite what the weather suggests it is indeed summer time. It has been a predominantly cool and rainy summer, so what better place to spend your drizzly nights than at the movie theater? It is the age of the Summer Blockbuster, which means that there is a feature film for every one! Whether you want [...]
To Whom It May Concern
Here at ZSN, we encourage our readers to let out their inner rage in creative and humorous ways. One such reader has done exactly that, and is writing angry letters. Here are the first two, for your bitter enjoyment! To Whom It May Concern, No, you cannot have the last cookie. I don’t care what [...]
A Treatise on Ties
I went 13 years in catholic school. There, I said it. And I’m not ashamed of it, either, so you can stop right there. It took me a grade school and two high schools to really find one I liked, but that’s beside the point. What is my point, you ask? My point is that [...]

