Archive for the ‘Gentleman Mike’ Category
Mike, Who That Superhero?
A friend asked me who Ghost Rider is. I drew them a diagram in MS Paint. That pretty much is ghostrider all right! Mike, who is Iron Man?! Use this if anyone asks you who Iron Man is. Michael… please… make me 100 of these. Who is Bullseye??!?! Mike who is the Hulk? Who is [...]
Harassual Sexmint
More sexual harassment!!! So…is that a cross she’s wearing there? Because if it is, this statement is hilarious. That’s just ugly jewelry, Tom, there is no cross there. NO SHE DIN’NT!
An Open Letter to Michael Bay
Dear Michael Bay,I recently saw Transformers 2: Secret of the Ooze Revenge of the Fallen. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a great deal. It was a fun movie. A lot of it didn’t make any damn sense, of course. But I don’t go to your movies to watch in-depth plotlines, superb acting, or (frankly) [...]
Action Mike’s Awesome Adventure
One day, I was in college. In a certain video production class in which I was certainly in, a certain professor assigned an uncertain video project to a certain me. Beset with schoolwork from all corners, and the deadline for the video project looming, I knew there was no way I could film anything particularly [...]
Kindly Tales of the Workplace
Mike vs. Dog Lady, Tourette’s Guy, and Smelly-Looking Man I will talk now about three distinct customers. I’ve never had to deal with them at once, but there wasn’t enough material for each of them for a single tale. Plus, all of them are clearly ill in some way, mentally or otherwise, so I’d feel [...]
Cordial Tales of the Workplace
“Boogie-woogie†So, there’s this dude, his name is Freddie. He comes into Stop & Shop on a fairly regular basis. Apparently he gets around Rhode Island, as Drunken Dan has encountered him as well, but he’ll get into that. Freddie is a vet of the Korean war. We think. His back-story is how, shall we [...]
Gentleman Mike’s Tales of Stop & Shop
“I’m Not Your Friend, Stay Away” So there’s this woman that comes into the store every now and again. And by now and again, I mean once every week at precisely the same day, hour, and sometimes even minute. I haven’t kept track of the seconds…yet. You know the Cat Lady on The Simpsons? I [...]
Gentlemanly Tales of the Workplace
The Famous Leprechaun (You’ve Never Heard Of) Two summers ago I worked at the IMAX in Providence Place mall. It was a decent job, with poor pay, it was mind numbingly boring, run by high school seniors, and had it’s fair share of surly customers, but it was, on occasion, amusing. However, there was one [...]
