This week our petulant hero, Chef Wilber, teaches you (everyone) how to make an instant, lovable classic – Pizza Muffins! A meal that is a fan favorite, worth killing your mother over, and very delicious. Video after the link!

Cooking with Wilber #3 was released a few weeks ago. Come check out a few videos to the unreleased Cooking with Wilber #4! Join the leagues of people who know how to make a Speedy Chicken Dinner, the Hotdogkabob, or pretzels! Next up? That’s a surprise!

Let’s welcome back everyone’s favorite puppet who is also a chef: Wilber! This episode Wilber teaches you guys and gals how to make your own pretzels! Grab a bag of flour, a mixing bowl, a dash of salt, a touch of cinnamon, and enjoy the show!

The holiday season has officially arrived and it is time to reflect on what is truly important in life. Family? Companionship? No. Wrong. It is food. Food is what is truly important in life. Let’s learn how to make some food. While your family may have their own traditions, there are staples to a proper Thanksgiving meal. Thankfully, we can teach you a handful of delicious recipes bound to warm your heart this Thanksgiving.

Fall has the best seasonal everything! The best foods, the best drinks, the best holiday peripherals, the best everything! Don’t believe me? Do you think I’m wrong? No, buddy, you are! I dare you to try and disprove me. Right this instant! Come on! Bring it! BRIIIIING IT!

Here at ZSN, we encourage our readers to let out their inner rage in creative and humorous ways. One such reader has done exactly that, and is writing angry letters. Here are the first two, for your bitter enjoyment! To Whom It May Concern, No, you cannot have the last cookie. I don’t care what [...]

Sorry everyone, but because of some external circumstances there will be no post this week.  We tried really hard, but it’s been really rough. Tom has been laid off from his job. HP has been dumped. Both are drinking pretty heavily right night. ZSN might need to take a break. S E C R E [...]

Life is hectic. I’m sure we are all aware of that. The irony is that cellphones and the internet are available to us all the time and because of that many of us have no time! I barely have a moment to sit and poop between updating Twitter, checking my RSS feeds, and reading the [...]

love them bagels, -HP-

Tom has been sipping heavily from a large bottle of tequila. “Hath a throw some off th’ porth!!” he bellowed. Loosely translated, Tom had just said that he wanted to toss the microwave off of the back porch. I paused for a second and contemplated this notion. “No, Tom. That is a bad idea. A [...]