Valentine’s Day – You either love it or you hate it. Or you ignore it. Or just kinda like it. No matter what your opinion may be, no one cares because it still exists and there is nothing you can do about that. It is time to give in and just accept the pink inevitability. [...]

Please, please, step back into the office of Dr. Love, Autoerotic Haberdasher. So, have any of my other suggestions worked for you? Hm, I see, I see. Well, since you’re such a loyal patient of mine, I would hate to see things not work out for you. Well, hey, I have three places left for [...]

Huh? Oh, hello there. Welcome back to my office, the office of Dr. Love, Relationship Cartographer. I’ll give you a moment to review last sessions’s notes before we move on with the next set of places to look for a date. It’s okay, take your time. Okay…ready to move on? Excellent. Here we go! The [...]

Ah, dear friends, welcome back to the offices of Dr. Love, Sexpert Extraordinaire! Please, come in, come in, take a seat. You say that you want to follow all my wonderful advice, but that you can’t seem to find anybody to follow it with? Hm, well, that will just not do. Let’s see if I [...]

You are in an airplane, peacefully gliding through the blue skies. The gentle hum of the engines relaxing you as you recline into your seat. You’re having a great flight, you even have the window seat and you’re just watching the clouds roll by. There goes one now. The in-flight meal is real chicken and, [...]

Ah, welcome back, dear friends, to the office of Dr. Love MD DD PhD JD CPA MFA WHO FDA PTA CIA DNR DNE DNA WWF. I hope that my last list of helpful tips found you in good health and excellent relationships, or at least one night stands where you can remember each other’s name [...]

Spring has started, and love is in the air. At least, pheromones are in the air for all of your friends, so what about you? Are you lonely? Is your love life more akin to “Getting drunk and playing Halo every night” than it is to “Going on dates and having sex with fine, fine [...]