Archive for the ‘inane vernacular’ Category
When funny things happen on AIM, who ya gunna call? Z-S-N!! When there’s something funny, in yo neigh-bor-hood, who ya gunna call? Z-S-N!! Here are some funny chat logs and other things that people pretend not to find funny but read anyway!
Sometimes funny things happen when we talk to people. When funny things happen, sometimes they end up on the internet. In case you were confused, this is one of those times. Yes, this is the chatlog post.
Do you know what it means when you see an Inane Vernacular? Does it mean we have something special in store for you? Does it mean we love IV? Does it mean that Tom and myself think we are so witty that you just gotta read our chats? No. It means we ran outta time! [...]
A friend asked me who Ghost Rider is. I drew them a diagram in MS Paint. That pretty much is ghostrider all right! Mike, who is Iron Man?! Use this if anyone asks you who Iron Man is. Michael… please… make me 100 of these. Who is Bullseye??!?! Mike who is the Hulk? Who is [...]
So, we here at work have to complete some sort of harassment training exercise online. I think Nate did one of those, didn’t you? Weren’t some of the questions ridiculous? Yup they were hilarious. Holy Shit there’s sound on this thing. Oh, now I can’t wait.
A preemptive happy Independents Day to you all! I trust that by now you have bought all your wieners, your charcoal briquets are ready to be ignited, and your fireworks are aimed dangerously at your neighbor’s property! Good! In honor of the Fourth of July (or as our European friends call it, “Friday”), I have [...]
Welcome back to another rousing installment of Inane Vernacular, The Chat Log Article! I realize that last week we were talking about mice and I implied that there would be more to the story. Well, there is. But, because this is a holiday week there is a lot of traveling to do, I figured a [...]
There is a time in every man’s life. That’s it, that was the intro paragraph. Now please enjoy some quotes and conversations that have amused me so. HP: i wanna play video games but i lost the living room Tom: aw HP: it’s tragic. HP: very. Tom: it sounds it HP: like when the nazis [...]
Ah, Boys and Girls, welcome back. You have come to visit your Uncle Tom at a hilariously…special…time. As you know full well by now, Chris – as well as the elusive Meg – are part of 9 to 5 America, “working” all day long, until they can escape and journey back to the Sociodome, to [...]
Jeff: emeril is making candy apples on food network fyi HP: i only worship one candied apple, but thanks for letting me know Amber: what religion are you then Amber: jw HP: I worship The Apple HP: or whatever else I come up with Amber: her magic stick? HP: i’m nondominational psuedojudasim wiccabuddhist. Amber: coool [...]