I once heard a rumor that apples act as a natural pick-me-up in the morning. You will wake up more promptly with an apple than a cup of coffee. Now, I have never been a fan of coffee, so my caffeinated drink of choice has always been soda. I realize how terrible soda is for you, but it is one of the things that gives me a little sprint in my step. As of writing this, I have not had a soda in over a month, which is pretty good for me considering I was up to two energy drinks before noon.

  In the past, I have been known to compare 2007 to a mouth full of sand. Well, that time has passed. It's time to make 2007 a mouthful of fireworks, gold, and bananas! I've toiled away on this post. Tom hyped this post. Jesus Christ once spoke of this post (translation pending). I had [...]

  The Potatoes: We have a couch, thanks to our newly acquired 3rd roommate, Meg. We love Meg, because she got us a couch. I'm still unemployed. I am running low on money. I can't afford my daily dose of ETOH, which only leads to longer days. I do have a few hopefuls, one such [...]