Anybody who has ever used the Internet knows that it is loaded with spam, that most hated of viral e-mails. They’re full of crazy scams – sometimes to infect your computer, sometimes to take your money from you. I realize this may come as a shock to many of you out there in Internet Reader Land (“Home of the Fighting Low IQ Points!â„¢”), but before the ‘net, people got junk mail and scams through the regular mail (shock!).

It was on February 27th, 2006 that I would receive an email correspondence from a kindly Nigerian man named Donald Peters. Times were far simple back then, as I was just a senior in college, awaiting to be released into that big, bad world. When I saw Donald’s email my young and still exuberant eyes widened! Could it be? One of God’s Creatures was asking me for help? How could I say no? I couldn’t, that’s how! I drafted an email to Mr. Donald Peters that would affirm his faith in Mankind.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK – After years of poor luck with the ladies, Peter Parker finally landed the girl of his dreams. And then the Green Goblin threw her off of a bridge and killed her, so Peter mopped around for a bit then got married to Mary Jane Watson.

At the end of July I had traveled across the country to the little city of Bellingham, Washington. It’s about an hour and a half north of Seattle, populated by all sorts of folk, one of which being my bearded friend, Ethan. Ethan had moved out West about 10 months prior and this trip was to act as a reunion for a group of my college friends. We call ourselves, with tongue-in-cheek and a brief chuckle, the Mighty 4. It was a name I made up while trying to add drama and panache to a story I posted on ZSN some time ago. With Travis, Ethan, and Chad by my side, I was guaranteed to get into trouble of all kinds.

By the time you read this, Tom and I will have moved. That is right; our home base, lovingly dubbed The SocioDome, has changed locations! We have relocated from the city of Brighton to the far away land of… Brighton, but across the street. Alright, it’s not a major move, but it is a major [...]

Hello, and welcome to the newest installment of the Tales from the Fear.net collection. We’ve already dealt with Children of the Living Dead, which was like getting punched in the childhood, and The Nun, which was like being crapped on by your date in the middle of a nice restaurant (ie, it should only be [...]

Despite what the weather suggests it is indeed summer time. It has been a predominantly cool and rainy summer, so what better place to spend your drizzly nights than at the movie theater? It is the age of the Summer Blockbuster, which means that there is a  feature film for every one! Whether you want [...]

Dear Weather, Let me just start off by saying: What the Fuck? Look, it’s New England, I get that. Fine. Our weather patterns are terrible, I understand. That’s hilarious and all, really, it is. But come on, it’s June. Here’s what June is supposed to be: shorts, sandals, skirts, occasional beach trips, frisbee games, baseball, [...]

I have been very busy. April was a rather hectic month. So hectic that it has carried into May. I did not have anything finished for this week. Here is how this post is going to work. I am going to leave you with this comic below and then a few supplemental images and I [...]

It has been about a year since Volume 4 and I figure that’s a good thing. It means that I have not had a lot to complain about and that I have been expanding my writing arsenal. However, I am just feeling a little overwhelmed in life lately between getting my wisdom teeth removed, getting [...]