In the last few years I have gotten very into Halloween. I have a lot of fun with it. I love the costumes and the parties. It was only natural that on this, the 25th year of our mutual existence, I was a Ghostbuster for Halloween.

Here is how I created my costume.

Through most of my teenage years, the only types of footwear I had were sandals,  snow/work boots, hiking boots, dress shoes, and anything sport-specific I needed (cleats for baseball, etc). I had one pair of each, most of which were in my closet. The hiking boots were what I wore day-in, day-out, as they were [...]

I have been know to partake in hyperbole. One might say that I quite often find myself plucking the juicy fruits from the tree of exaggeration and sampling it’s succulent nectar. Due to my hyperbolic tendencies people on occasion shrug of what I say as if I am always joking. “Oh that incorrigible HP, he [...]

In a world where darkness rules the land and dreams are eaten with a side of French fries and coleslaw, two men are brave enough to stand up for what they believe in… These men are Chris and Tom.  And maybe, also, Abe Lincoln. Tom has a job. A real, big boy salary job. He [...]

Chan This Out* *All names have been altered to protect the wicked. We have several categories of posts at ZSN. Posts tagged with “Test Tube Life” involved rambling about the real world and our personal lives. The “Operation: Boston” tag spoke of our great journey to get our asses to Boston. “ZSN v1.1″ refers to [...]

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I hate Valentine's Day. Although this is the 1st Valentine's Day in four years that I do not have someone to celebrate it with, I have always hated Valentine's Day. Now, I wouldn't call me bitter (calling me bitter would be like saying Hitler might have overreacted), but I hate the whole idea behind Valentine's [...]

Sorry about the last post. Also, sorry about this one.  Well…alright, I'm a filthy liar. There's no part of me that's actually sorry, becuase damnit: we got these up on Wednesdays! More importantly, though. Some of you may recall Chris's slight yearism. It was, at best, offensive. At worst, I expect to see a white [...]

Well, it's November here at the Sociodome, as it is in most other places that aren't France. Which, for those of you paying attention might realize, means that I'm crawling out from my dark hiding place to actually update again. Only at night, though. For the sun…it burns….   First order of business is my [...]

I'm sure you thought she was gone. I bet you thought she was dead. I can only guess that you have forgotten about her. The Apple returns. The Apple is now two years old. Click on her mighty visage to see her brand new, yet oddly familar, website. Feast upon her wisdom. Suckle from her [...]