Archive for the ‘Political Mumbo-Jumbo’ Category
After being exposed to the news for so many years, you become pretty indifferent to the sensational headlines in the news. It because so blasÃ©. Yup, another murder. Oh a 100 car pile up, big deal? What’s this? A child was carried away in a balloon and is lost now? Huh, it was a hoax, how pedestrian.
Maybe we should take a look over at some headlines over on Earth-2. I bet we might find a few headlines we would never want to see over here.
In between the hustle and the bustle of drinking, crying, and chronic masturbation, I find that I do not have as much free time to write as I would like to. As a result, I may not be able to update ZSN as often as I would like. I’d hate to leave my meager audience [...]
With the upcoming release of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, I find myself drifting back to my childhood. Much like many children of the 80s, I was raised with a Nintendo hooked to the television. I have vivid memories of running through the rain with my Super Metroid strategy guide in hand. I have fond memories [...]
Well, football season is over! It seems the New England Patriots [kicked major ass/were beaten without mercy]! That’s all well and good, but as many of you know, I don’t care about football. Or baseball. Or basketball, tennis, golf, or semiprofessional bowling. That aside, it is still [exciting/disappointing] that the Patriots [won/lost] another Super Bowl. [...]
Zero Shared Nickels has always been know for timely and relevant posts. Well, this is a complete lie. I think the only time the post are relevant is when I insult Columbus on Columbus Day, or talk about Christmas. This week's post is actually about something that happened a week ago. It's been all over [...]
In the past, I have been known to compare 2007 to a mouth full of sand. Well, that time has passed. It's time to make 2007 a mouthful of fireworks, gold, and bananas! I've toiled away on this post. Tom hyped this post. Jesus Christ once spoke of this post (translation pending). I had [...]
As I enter the world of cubicle living, I find myself confined to mythree walled dwelling whether or not I have any actual work to do. To pass the time I find myself spending a lot of my days at Yahoo! News. I realize that there are hundreds of thousands of websites that pick apart [...]
You know, one of the things I debated about when I was first invited to join Chris was just what I would write about. I tend to be a very opinionated person on some topics (which, judging from reactions, seems to aid my writing), but I was cautious about becoming political. The last thing I [...]