2009 has come to an end! An entire decade is over! It’s been an interesting one to say the least! In the last decade alone, we have managed to graduate from high school, complete college, get a real jobs, and date several women (some crazy, some not)! However, tonight isn’t about the last decade, it’s [...]

Today is December 23rd. Do you have your Christmas tree yet? You don’t have your Christmas tree yet, do you? What are you, a commie? Well read on, then, because I have some tips for you.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK – I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving yesterday. I’m sure that by this point you have stuffed yourself beyond the point of comprehending words. If you have not reached that point yet, fear not! There are still plenty of leftovers!

The holiday season has officially arrived and it is time to reflect on what is truly important in life. Family? Companionship? No. Wrong. It is food. Food is what is truly important in life. Let’s learn how to make some food. While your family may have their own traditions, there are staples to a proper Thanksgiving meal. Thankfully, we can teach you a handful of delicious recipes bound to warm your heart this Thanksgiving.

If you’re still alive after Halloween, and you’re coming out of your sugar-induced coma, you may be planning to have nothing to do with parties until next Halloween. But it’s the holidays, and parties are inevitable. The newest installment of the Big City guides will help you deal with them.

This Halloween season we grabbed our machetes and set back out to blaze a few trails through the dank, dark forest that is drinking! From within the mighty booze brush we brought back to you a series of spooky shots, full of eerie ethanol, Satanic spirits, and haunted hooch ! Some of our drinks (like many of our metaphors) are bad and confusing. However! This year we might just have found a few to titillate and terrify you at your next Halloween party! Just take a ghastly gander within this post to witness your very doom!!! And also YouTube videos!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!

I know you’ve seen HP and I nearly kill ourselves multiple times with liquor, but did you know we’re also connoisseurs? In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here’s a guide to doing what we do when we’re not doing what you see. TOM BARS – Bars are fun places. You could meet some interesting people, [...]

Valentine’s Day – You either love it or you hate it. Or you ignore it. Or just kinda like it. No matter what your opinion may be, no one cares because it still exists and there is nothing you can do about that. It is time to give in and just accept the pink inevitability. [...]

Happy New Years Eve! Unless, of course, you are reading this post after December 31st, in which I guess just a plain old “hi” will suffice. This year of our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ, 2008, has come to an end. It is always a wonderful idea to sit and reflect about the past [...]

Happy Various Religious & Secular Holidays, everyone! Since it’s already Hanukah, and tomorrow’s Christmas, I thought I’d offer up a riddle today. Ready for it? Okay, here goes: What’s better than a movie that has Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher in it? I’ll give you a hint: it also stars Goldberg, and Fran Drescher gets [...]