We all have to deal with billboards every single day. On the highway, on the sides of buildings, at train stations, tied to hobos – they’re everywhere. Sometimes, you get lucky, and the people putting them up are mildly retarded.

If you’re still alive after Halloween, and you’re coming out of your sugar-induced coma, you may be planning to have nothing to do with parties until next Halloween. But it’s the holidays, and parties are inevitable. The newest installment of the Big City guides will help you deal with them.

Today is Wednesday, September 23. On Saturday, August 29 – nearly one month ago – HP and I moved. We left the Sociodome de Brighton behind with a fond wave and headed on to our next adventurous abode, the Sociodom3. If you’ve been following us from the beginning, then you’ll know that things have progressed [...]

I recently went on vacation on the West Coast. I documented my flight out there in a previous post. Below is my return, where I’m running on two hours of sleep and a “ham” and “cheese” “sandwich” from a stand in the airport. 9:10 am PST – We’re back in the air again, heading back [...]

Hello dear friend, how are you on the fine Wednesday? It’s been, what, a year since you first moved into the Big Cityâ„¢? It’s been a busy year, too, between the beaches, concerts, camping, drinking and holidays.  I’m proud of you for still being alive and functioning, and not just being in some sort of [...]

Dear Weather, Let me just start off by saying: What the Fuck? Look, it’s New England, I get that. Fine. Our weather patterns are terrible, I understand. That’s hilarious and all, really, it is. But come on, it’s June. Here’s what June is supposed to be: shorts, sandals, skirts, occasional beach trips, frisbee games, baseball, [...]

When Zero Shared Nickels really started to pick up as a website, Tom and I used it as a forum to document the trials we endured attempting to move to Boston. We used ZSN to plead with Boston, asking this fine city to accept us with open arms. We documented our attempts at finding employment. [...]

Dear Powers That Be, My name is not important. This letter is not a matter of who I am, but what I have done. I am here to confess my deeds in the hopes that they will not longer weigh down upon my soul. I am a criminal. That may come as a surprise to [...]

Why hello again. How are you doing? What? Oh, come on, don’t give me that look. I don’t see what your problem is, since thanks to me you found an apartment, checked out various sites in the city, went to a sports game, went swimming, and even saw Major Rock Bandâ„¢ in concert! You and [...]

Hello again, my friend. I see your sunburn is peeling nicely, that’s cool. Plenty of aloe for that, right? Good, good. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it looks like Major Rock Bandâ„¢ is on tour, and they’re coming to the Big City Corporate-Named Stadiumâ„¢! And on top of that, Controversial Hip-Hop Artistâ„¢ [...]