After I see a movie, I have a tradition of going to IMDb and looking for any neat trivia about what I just saw. I try to stick to the trivia itself, because if you venture too far down on the page you will find the IMDb message boards. The IMDb message boards are a vast waste land. Want to see what I mean?

Hello! You have apparently hurt yourself or done something stupid that has required surgical attention. You are now in stitches over internet comedy website and surgery! How do you handle that your guts may squirm out of your stitch holes at any moment? You take your Percocet!

We all have to deal with billboards every single day. On the highway, on the sides of buildings, at train stations, tied to hobos – they’re everywhere. Sometimes, you get lucky, and the people putting them up are mildly retarded.

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