There are days when you find yourself bored at work (ie, every day), and you may find yourself wondering, “Self, why aren’t I attempting to connect with people I haven’t bothered attempting to stay in touch with the past five years?” Well, before you do anything about that urge, come see the valuable advice we have about it.

Despite being Mr. Big-Shot-Still-Has-A-Job, I just can’t seem to save up any money! It’s like I live over an ancient Native American burial ground and it’s causing money to disappear like sand slips through your fingers. It is not for lack of trying! Basically, my point is, I ain’t got no money. The economy is tough and I know a lot of you guys are in similar situations or are art majors or are in a band, so you don’t have money either. For the good of both myself and you, the loyal and sexy readers, I’m going to present a few tips on how to Survive This Economy.

A few months ago, I damaged my knee. We shall not get into how I did so. I did not have time to go to a hospital or see another doctor, so my friends and I had to use the internet to figure out what was wrong. We determined my knee either had gout or was sprained. In the end, it was neither, but the internet tried! Today we will try for the internet! Try to heal you.