I need your money. I do not want it. I NEED it. I am a young man at a dead end job who is about $50k in debt between students loans, increasing rent, and a Best Buy credit card. I do not need to pay child support, but I am more than willing to knock [...]

It’s probably a fair assumption to assume that you happen to know who I am. Then again…do you? For many of you, I may very well just be a bunch of type on a computer screen (albeit, sexy and funny, interesting type). Well, guess what? You’re both wrong. Haha! So now that you feel bad, [...]

Welcome back, kids! Still hungry from last week, are you? Well then, let’s get to it. Bad-Touch Hobos – Hobo Molestis – Description: This is, without a doubt, the hobo you want to keep the most distance from. Also commonly referred to as “Leering Hobos” and “Sexual Harassment Hobos,” these are the odd men with [...]

Hi there kids! Gather ’round, and listen up, whilst I tell you a tale from the depths of my encyclopedic knowledge on all things nonsense. Today, we’ll be talking about hobos. As you’re wandering around the streets, going from store to store, covering yourself in fancy scarves and coats while looking for that perfect, unique [...]

As some of you might know, I have worked for the Rhode Island Community Food Bank. During my time there, I learned quite a lot. Granted, most of what I learned about was how quickly bread can go moldy or how absolutely disgusting corn can be, but I also learned a thing or two about [...]