The Last Post on the Internet

Posted by HP on September 8, 2010

I suppose the title of this post isn’t quite true. This may not be the last post on the internet, however it is the last post on this website. The authors of ZSN have moved on to new adventures and new websites, such as Time with Tom and HyphenSite. had a good 5 year […]

Nine Years of ZSN

Posted by HP on May 17, 2010

This very well may be the final post on Zero Shared Nickels. I just wanted to say a few words and thank the lot of you for your support. Be sure to check out the back catalog of posts over to the right, because there’s a lotta great stuff in there.

A Freudian Look At the Super Mario Brothers

Posted by HP on May 10, 2010

I am considered an expert on Nintendo and Nintendo based trivia. I have beaten every Mario game, from Super Mario Bros to Mario & Luigi 2: Partners in Time. I am also considered an amateur expert in psychology – I once took a psychology class as a requirement in college back in 2003 or 2004. This makes me beyond qualified to metaphorically dissect and literally over-analyze the Super Mario Brothers.

Walter B. Raggy Chronicles the 419 Scandal

Posted by HP on April 13, 2010

It was on February 27th, 2006 that I would receive an email correspondence from a kindly Nigerian man named Donald Peters. Times were far simple back then, as I was just a senior in college, awaiting to be released into that big, bad world. When I saw Donald’s email my young and still exuberant eyes widened! Could it be? One of God’s Creatures was asking me for help? How could I say no? I couldn’t, that’s how! I drafted an email to Mr. Donald Peters that would affirm his faith in Mankind.


Posted by HP on March 22, 2010

After I see a movie, I have a tradition of going to IMDb and looking for any neat trivia about what I just saw. I try to stick to the trivia itself, because if you venture too far down on the page you will find the IMDb message boards. The IMDb message boards are a vast waste land. Want to see what I mean?

Cooking with Wilber: Pizza Muffins!

Posted by HP on March 15, 2010

This week our petulant hero, Chef Wilber, teaches you (everyone) how to make an instant, lovable classic – Pizza Muffins! A meal that is a fan favorite, worth killing your mother over, and very delicious. Video after the link!

Add’l Steps to Enjoy Your IKEA Brand IKEA Furniture

Posted by HP on March 8, 2010

You LIKE having your IKEA brand IKEA furniture! Here is some TROUBLE SHOOTING guide to enjoy your IKEA furnitures! If your IKEA DESK is lopsided, how do you straighten IT out? If the DESK is on fire, what is the best CHEMICAL solution to put it out? The ANWER may surprise you!

Thank You For Choosing IKEA

Posted by HP on March 1, 2010

Thank you for PURCHASE of IKEA brand IKEA furniture. THANK(s) to you for taking the time to put together IKEA brand IKEA furniture. Now that you have IKEA furniture please follow these steps to ensure you enjoy your furniture as IKEA intended.

Headlines You Never Want To See

Posted by HP on February 15, 2010

After being exposed to the news for so many years, you become pretty indifferent to the sensational headlines in the news. It because so blasé. Yup, another murder. Oh a 100 car pile up, big deal? What’s this? A child was carried away in a balloon and is lost now? Huh, it was a hoax, how pedestrian.

Maybe we should take a look over at some headlines over on Earth-2. I bet we might find a few headlines we would never want to see over here.

Goodnight Sweet Internet

Posted by HP on February 5, 2010

Zero Shared Nickels is closing down after 5 years of fun! Join us as we post every single draft we have in our queue. Enjoy the countdown to our demise! (YEAH THIS SHOWS UP TWICE, WHAT OF IT?)

ZSN Update 2010

Posted by HP on February 3, 2010

I don’t like that we just abandoned the site, so I am going to say a few things. ZSN will be taking a bit of a break, but there is still over 3 years worth of back posts to keep you entertained! Check out what Tom and I have been up to lately, and the possible future of the site.