Goodnight Sweet Internet
Zero Shared Nickels is closing down after 5 years of fun! Join us as we post every single draft we have in our queue. Enjoy the countdown to our demise! (YEAH THIS SHOWS UP TWICE, WHAT OF IT?)
Do You Have Too Much Free Time?
“You have too much free time on your hands!”
I hear this a lot. To be quite honest, I don’t quite know what it means to have “too much” free time. Could someone please explain this to me?
Goodnight Sweet Internet
Zero Shared Nickels is closing down after 5 years of fun! Join us as we post every single draft we have in our queue. Enjoy the countdown to our demise! (YEAH THIS SHOWS UP TWICE, WHAT OF IT?)
ZSN Update 2010
I don’t like that we just abandoned the site, so I am going to say a few things. ZSN will be taking a bit of a break, but there is still over 3 years worth of back posts to keep you entertained! Check out what Tom and I have been up to lately, and the possible future of the site.
Today We Follow a Celebrity Twitter Vol. 4
Twitter is a lot of fun. Whether you want the latest Big City™ news or read what your friend had for breakfast, it’s the place to be! It’s like an RSS feed with an attitude! Today we check out video motion picture star VING RHAMES. Let’s see what this week’s celebrity Twitter account is up to.
Behind the Scenes of Wilber #4
Cooking with Wilber #3 was released a few weeks ago. Come check out a few videos to the unreleased Cooking with Wilber #4! Join the leagues of people who know how to make a Speedy Chicken Dinner, the Hotdogkabob, or pretzels! Next up? That’s a surprise!
The 4th Annual Speedbowl & Pink Sock Awards
2009 has come to an end! An entire decade is over! It’s been an interesting one to say the least! In the last decade alone, we have managed to graduate from high school, complete college, get a real jobs, and date several women (some crazy, some not)! However, tonight isn’t about the last decade, it’s [...]
Overly Dramatic Fun
When a man gets his hands on a camera, there are several different things he can do with it. The best one is to start taking pictures. Sometimes, those pictures turn out hilariously over-dramatic looking. Here are a few examples for your enjoyment.
A Mix Tape From HP to You
HP has made a little mix tape for you, free of charge. Please enjoy this mix tape with an eclectic mix of hip hop artists, such as Tech N9ne, La Coka Nosta, and Wale. Sit back, crack a blunt, light a 40, and enjoy BEATS me off Volume 1.
Boston in Christmas
Christmas is a fun time of the year for everyone, but especially when snow falls and makes the city look clean and pretty. Instead of looking like a city. Here’s an image of Boston in the snow.
A ZSN Guide to Trees
Today is December 23rd. Do you have your Christmas tree yet? You don’t have your Christmas tree yet, do you? What are you, a commie? Well read on, then, because I have some tips for you.
Inane Verncaular Vol. IX
When funny things happen on AIM, who ya gunna call? Z-S-N!! When there’s something funny, in yo neigh-bor-hood, who ya gunna call? Z-S-N!! Here are some funny chat logs and other things that people pretend not to find funny but read anyway!
Today We Follow a Celebrity Twitter Vol. 3
We followed happy-go-lucky comic visionary, Stan Lee. On the other end of the comic spectrum we have Alan Moore, who seemingly hates everything. Let’s take a brief glimpse at Alan Moore’s Twitter account!
What's happening?
HP Blah Blah
- @dragonfly_1500 Aw nuts, i bought a fancy suit and everything.
- The MFA should rename the exhibits based upon how the room smells. Photo? Smells like sweaty armpits. Japanese art smells like wet underwear
- @TheBlackNerd Left over from Superbowl Sunday. They never left.
- Hate being told you "have too much free time?" Yup. Me too. http://bit.ly/d6xeIS
- @spydabass that show still on??
- Going to refer to the Renaissance as the "bitches with ugly titties period."
- Finally found a greasy diner in Boston. Too bad its in the South End.
- Two cars doing a U turn at the same time, both drivers getting mad at the other.
- Going to eat wings for breakfast. Plz send prayer to my wings so they warm up ok amen.
- @jonot45 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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- @gracetopia Madness? This. Is. MOS EISLEY!
- Whoo end of work! Huzzah!
- @bschory Oh, absolutely. The bombing volcanoes moment was possibly my favorite part.
- @bschory Michael Bay would be proud.
- @bschory "Covered in Dan" is the worst possible way to go. There was a vote. It won.
- I'm going to die like I lived: in a three piece suit, drinking Scotch while wrestling bears.
- @QOTU33 See? I told you it was awesome. I would not lie about the Turtles.
- @bschory You will die like you lived: with the threat of being in a dress looming.
- @bschory If you end up in a palace like you're planning, the Books & Booze could be a housewarming party!
- @zanylikethat @bschory @kas_sev I literally just need to not host a party a month. Yet. That may be a 2012 plan. But not 2010.


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