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Hollywood, Let’s sit down and have a chat. Now, I realize you’re kind of busy these days – who isn’t, right? – but I think this is important. We sort of need to discuss something rather important here.

Life is a bumpy road and we do not travel alone. We have many who journey with us along this bumpy path, although sometimes things are bumped right off a cliff. And then those things hit some rocks and then they splatter all over the jagged rocks below. And then they are picked apart by scavengers and then are left a rotting carcass until they are eventually returned to the Earth. And then everyone is sad.

The art of Speedbowling is the art of getting things done quickly and with little to no thought. You are to act upon instinct, celebrate your hasty decision, and relax in the knowledge that everything you have just done is good.

After being exposed to the news for so many years, you become pretty indifferent to the sensational headlines in the news. It because so blasé. Yup, another murder. Oh a 100 car pile up, big deal? What’s this? A child was carried away in a balloon and is lost now? Huh, it was a hoax, how pedestrian.

Maybe we should take a look over at some headlines over on Earth-2. I bet we might find a few headlines we would never want to see over here.

HP: dude list movies based on our awesome ideas, wait how are we making posts ugh im already overwhelmed ahghg

Ugh.

“You have too much free time on your hands!”

I hear this a lot. To be quite honest, I don’t quite know what it means to have “too much” free time. Could someone please explain this to me?

Zero Shared Nickels is closing down after 5 years of fun! Join us as we post every single draft we have in our queue. Enjoy the countdown to our demise! (YEAH THIS SHOWS UP TWICE, WHAT OF IT?)

I don’t like that we just abandoned the site, so I am going to say a few things. ZSN will be taking a bit of a break, but there is still over 3 years worth of back posts to keep you entertained! Check out what Tom and I have been up to lately, and the possible future of the site.

Twitter is a lot of fun. Whether you want the latest Big City™ news or read what your friend had for breakfast, it’s the place to be! It’s like an RSS feed with an attitude! Today we check out video motion picture star VING RHAMES. Let’s see what this week’s celebrity Twitter account is up to.