Haiku 254
Posted on May 25th, 2009 by Tom
A warm day, forty
Pictures, and a viewing of
Tombstone. Excellent.
Time with Tom
Knowledge proverbally dropped
Oreo
Posted on May 24th, 2009 by Tom
Congratulations to my cousin, who is now free from the bindings of college.
And who is also the proud owner of Oreo, a ridiculously adorable puppy.
Haiku 253
Posted on May 23rd, 2009 by Tom
Salvation very much
Was better than Rise. A late
Night well enjoyed. Whoo!
On a Plain
Posted on May 22nd, 2009 by Tom
Here’s hoping Terminator: Salvation is better than Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Of course, if it doesn’t have CGI blood, it’s already got a leg up.
Haiku 252
Posted on May 21st, 2009 by Tom
Sometimes I wonder
Why it’s so hard to get up
On such a nice day.
Cheers
Posted on May 20th, 2009 by Tom
It’s awesome to have a place where the cash register guy knows my name. I’m now well known at three different establishments, and I’m sure pretty well known at a fourth.
Haiku 251
Posted on May 19th, 2009 by Tom
The apartment is
Ours. All we had to do was
Hear two people screw.
Blurgh
Posted on May 18th, 2009 by Tom
I would love if realtors would call back in a reasonable time. I’m going to set them all on fire one of these days, I’m sure of it. The industry will burn.
Visions
Posted on May 16th, 2009 by Tom
Every time I go out dancing, I love it a little more. Now if only I could taze douchebags out of my way, it was all be perfect.
Haiku 249
Posted on May 15th, 2009 by Tom
Potatoes, lots of
Cheese, and some broccoli mix
Well into dinner.
Streamline
Posted on May 14th, 2009 by Tom
So apparently, the realty company manager bitched out the landlord for not letting them know about the apartments being taken. Then the girls backed out.
We may have a place.
Haiku 248
Posted on May 13th, 2009 by Tom
This whole “too much work”
Nonsense has to stop. Fires
Need more time to burn.
Haiku 247
Posted on May 11th, 2009 by Tom
Books, books, everywhere,
And I need something to drink.
Maybe some Drano.
Damnit, I’m a Doctor!
Posted on May 10th, 2009 by Tom
Dr. “Bones” McCoy is pretty much one of the greatest characters ever.
Haiku 246
Posted on May 9th, 2009 by Tom
Six months, eight days, and
Some hours after starting,
Divine is finished.
Live Long and Prosper
Posted on May 8th, 2009 by Tom
It’s always interesting how I can go from being just a tag-along to being the center of a night’s worth of plans. It’d bother me more if I didn’t enjoy the process.
Especially when those plans involve Star Trek.
Haiku 245
Posted on May 7th, 2009 by Tom
In Mother Russia,
Apartments hunt you! I love
Our realtor, Bear.
Black Widow
Posted on May 6th, 2009 by Tom
Hm, rain and laundry all in one day. This week is taking far too long to get to the good stuff.
Haiku 244
Posted on May 5th, 2009 by Tom
Four hours on the
Circ Desk, and then six places
To see and reject.
No Rest for the Weary
Posted on May 4th, 2009 by Tom
A long day at work, followed by a douche of a realtor. What a Monday.
Haiku 243
Posted on May 3rd, 2009 by Tom
My family loves
To embarrass me; but I
Think my mom is proud.
Haiku 242
Posted on May 1st, 2009 by Tom
Rain, rain go away
Come again another day
I need to rock out.
Bargain
Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Tom
You know what’s amazing? Seeing a person that you’ve known for years step up to a mic and blow you away.
Haiku 241
Posted on April 29th, 2009 by Tom
The broccoli wins
The boxing match with the pear.
The frog cries for pie.
Teen Spirit
Posted on April 28th, 2009 by Tom
Well shit. It’s in the 80s (around 29° C) today, I walked 3.5 miles to work (5.6 km), and I took a shit-ton of pictures on the way.
At this rate, I may actually begin to enjoy Tuesdays.
Haiku 240
Posted on April 27th, 2009 by Tom
Happy Birthday Chris.
Your present is to look at
Sub-par apartments!
It’s Not a Tumor
Posted on April 26th, 2009 by Tom
Any night that includes crackers, cheese, and Kindgergarten Cop is a good night by me.
In other news, my camera’s new name might have to be Lazarus.
Haiku 239
Posted on April 25th, 2009 by Tom
The Party Pope wants
Everyone to rock out, and
Have an awesome night.
Resolute
Posted on April 24th, 2009 by Tom
You should probably go watch this, and then thank me later.
Haiku 238
Posted on April 23rd, 2009 by Tom
Ten apartments in
Two hours is a lot of
Looking to handle
Don’t Come Around Here No More
Posted on April 22nd, 2009 by Tom
It felt good to write in Divine. Maybe I can finally finish that project…
Haiku 237
Posted on April 21st, 2009 by Tom
Everybody
Knows that a Tyrannosaur
Looks better in shoes.
Patriot’s Day
Posted on April 20th, 2009 by Tom
Man, a holiday on 4/20? Count me in.
By the by, sleeping late is magical.
Haiku 236
Posted on April 19th, 2009 by Tom
I had to buy a
Pair of sneakers that are size
15. My feet: HUGE.
Welcome
Posted on April 18th, 2009 by Tom
A long, long day. Fun fact: my feet are too big for City Sports.
Haiku 235
Posted on April 17th, 2009 by Tom
It is nice to see
That the sun is finally
Out, and the day warm.
Rockit
Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Tom
What’s that? A pile of awesome things for under $30? Sign me up.
Haiku 234
Posted on April 15th, 2009 by Tom
Beware the Ides of
April. They are sort of like
March, but fruitier.
Soul
Posted on April 14th, 2009 by Tom
The best thing to do after a day of insane work followed by a day of an ice cream party is, without a doubt, late night beer and pool.
Haiku 233
Posted on April 13th, 2009 by Tom
It has not been this
Cold since the end of the long
Stupid winter months.
Haiku 232
Posted on April 11th, 2009 by Tom
Conversations, food,
Some mild writing, steak tips,
And huge beer: good times.
Haiku 231
Posted on April 9th, 2009 by Tom
Holy fuck, the sun
Is out and bright today. This
Shit had better last.
Robot Rock
Posted on April 8th, 2009 by Tom
Only got 4 out of the 7 script pages I needed to write done. On the other hand, now I have a Viking fighting an English knight, while a scientist and a Time Cop rush down to stop them.
Haiku 230
Posted on April 7th, 2009 by Tom
It is fun to work
On posts until the deadline.
Go check out this week’s!
Far Away
Posted on April 6th, 2009 by Tom
Here’s what you want to do. Go to Nick McLaren’s website, and listen to his song. Then, when you realize how awesome it is, pass it along to others.
Nick is a good friend and great musician. You won’t be disappointed.
Panera Fiends
Posted on April 4th, 2009 by Tom
I spent 4 hours talking more than writing, followed by pictures at the warf. And in between, a hundred or so people walked past the window carrying pillows.
Haiku 228
Posted on April 3rd, 2009 by Tom
The cold and wet is
No place for the weather to
Be in the Spring Time
The American Way
Posted on April 2nd, 2009 by Tom
It’s a good thing my chair isn’t actually too comfortable. Otherwise I’d be asleep.
Haiku 227
Posted on April 1st, 2009 by Tom
No coincidence
That the Frenzy starts on the
Same day as the Fools.
Haiku 226
Posted on March 30th, 2009 by Tom
The rain can bring out
The worst in us all. Or, the
Best in just a few.
The Outsider
Posted on March 29th, 2009 by Tom
A day of relaxing, reading, and finding wedding tapes in thrift stores. A good day.
Haiku 225
Posted on March 28th, 2009 by Tom
Getting on the train,
There was warmth and sunshine. Then,
It became ugly.
Born of a Broken Man
Posted on March 27th, 2009 by Tom
The Month of Crazy begins tonight, innocently enough with Monsters vs Aliens.
Haiku 224
Posted on March 26th, 2009 by Tom
Somehow, I cannot
Be annoyed that my cheap-ass
Shirt has a burn mark.
Cascade
Posted on March 25th, 2009 by Tom
There is something wrong with society when it costs $50 to have a key made.
Haiku 223
Posted on March 24th, 2009 by Tom
I wish I had an
Infinite money stash, for
All of the awesome.
Long Hard Road
Posted on March 23rd, 2009 by Tom
All car trips are made better by rocking out. Always.
Haiku 222
Posted on March 22nd, 2009 by Tom
I find the hardest
Thing about skydiving is
The damn elephant.
Juicebox
Posted on March 21st, 2009 by Tom
Salesmen don’t like it when you let them measure you and give you advice, and then inform them that you don’t want to spend enough money to actually buy anything in that store.
Ah well.
Haiku 221
Posted on March 20th, 2009 by Tom
Much like the film, The
Big Lebowski, I will be
Drinking and bowling.
Bloated
Posted on March 19th, 2009 by Tom
The only problem with walking three miles to work in the morning is being very sweaty at the end.
Haiku 220
Posted on March 18th, 2009 by Tom
Three miles - longer
Than you would think they are. But
A very nice walk.
Being Green
Posted on March 17th, 2009 by Tom
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone! Hope you all stay green and full of liquor.
Actually, that sounds like it could be an issue…
Haiku 219
Posted on March 16th, 2009 by Tom
Sometimes, all it takes
Is some ingenuity,
Booze, and a puppy
Mambo
Posted on March 15th, 2009 by Tom
It’s going to hit nearly 60 today. The sun is out and bright.
It makes me oh so happy.
Haiku 218
Posted on March 14th, 2009 by Tom
A new hair cut, and
The day is gorgeous. But my
New toy won’t work right.
Inching
Posted on March 13th, 2009 by Tom
Well, today is clear and sunny, albeit cold. We’re getting closer!
Haiku 217
Posted on March 12th, 2009 by Tom
I wore a tie to
Work today. It confused all
The people I know.
Liquid Sun
Posted on March 11th, 2009 by Tom
Dear Weather:
What the fuck? Why do you stay cold when you’re relatively nice out, and then the second you start raining you get warmn? Only to get cold again when the sun returns?
Not cool, man. Not. Cool.
Haiku 216
Posted on March 10th, 2009 by Tom
Buffalo Chicken
Fingers are a novel way
To balance laundry.
Inside Your Head
Posted on March 9th, 2009 by Tom
Hey, weather, what the shit? You were 50 for two days, and then you switch back to snow & rain alternating while it’s around freezing?
What. The. Shit?
Haiku 215
Posted on March 8th, 2009 by Tom
Wake up at the start
Of the afternoon, relax
All day, and then write.
Ballad of the Couch
Posted on March 7th, 2009 by Tom
It’s fun waking up in the morning, and having my head tilt at a slightly odd angle for the better part of a half hour against my will.
Haiku 214
Posted on March 6th, 2009 by Tom
Who is the one that
Watches the Watchmen? Why, it
Is I! Thanks, Snyder!
Samba Pa Ti
Posted on March 5th, 2009 by Tom
This week totally has it out for me. I wake up and my ceiling light explodes. Stupid week.
Haiku 213
Posted on March 4th, 2009 by Tom
The B Line can suck
My balls. I think this week has
It out for me. Oy.
Mother’s Daughter
Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Tom
Well, returned to work and my laptop broke. Excellent.
Haiku 212
Posted on March 2nd, 2009 by Tom
Snow days are the best
Days that a kid can have. So
It is with me, too.
Funky Shit
Posted on March 1st, 2009 by Tom
It’s snowing, I can’t focus, and there are no movies out that are particularly interesting me right now. Sort of a series of sucker punches.
Haiku 211
Posted on February 28th, 2009 by Tom
Still too early for
Spring cleaning, but a good time
For winter’s end stuff
Potatoes
Posted on February 27th, 2009 by Tom
Loaded Baked Bison Soup would be an interesting flavor experience.
Haiku 210
Posted on February 26th, 2009 by Tom
Everything is lost
Today, but luckily I
Got my fake plant back.
Pancakes
Posted on February 25th, 2009 by Tom
I got pancakes, the day after Pancake Day. Hellz yeah.
Haiku 209
Posted on February 24th, 2009 by Tom
My laundry was done
In record time tonight. But,
I was hungry too.
Sheets
Posted on February 23rd, 2009 by Tom
Stupid rain stupid freezing in the stupid night and stupid turning into stupid sheets of stupid ice, stupidly endangering me in the stupid mornings.
It’s stupid.
Haiku 208
Posted on February 22nd, 2009 by Tom
A relaxing day
Inside writing, while outside
The sky weeps for us.
Haiku 207
Posted on February 20th, 2009 by Tom
Three bars, eight beers, a
Whole bunch of people, and my
Gloves that got ruined
Liberty
Posted on February 19th, 2009 by Tom
Today went from gray and rainy to warm and sunny back to rain. If I hadn’t grown up in New England, this sort of shit would blow my mind.
Haiku 206
Posted on February 18th, 2009 by Tom
It was warmish for
A week, but then it turned cold
And fuck, then it snowed
Turn the Other Way
Posted on February 17th, 2009 by Tom
Another day, another morning spent in a haze.
Shaimus, you know me all too well.
Haiku 205
Posted on February 16th, 2009 by Tom
A full day driving
Around Massachusetts, and
I still need to build.
Chick Flick
Posted on February 15th, 2009 by Tom
He’s Just Not That Into You is excellent if you are the sappy kind of girl that likes unrealistic and pointless stories with endings that absolutely defeat the purpose of the message of the movie.
Otherwise, go watch Friday the 13th or something instead.
Haiku 204
Posted on February 14th, 2009 by Tom
Happy Day of love,
Chocolates, presents, greeting
Cards, and plenty sex.
Friday the 13th
Posted on February 13th, 2009 by Tom
It would probably be a scarier thing if it weren’t for the movie coming out tonight.
Haiku 203
Posted on February 12th, 2009 by Tom
Fifty degrees and
It looks like it will get cold.
I can’t wait for Spring.
Overworld
Posted on February 11th, 2009 by Tom
Today is amazing weather. It’s already got me excited for Spring.
Haiku 202
Posted on February 10th, 2009 by Tom
Standing on a green
Blanket to use as a green
Screen, I feel a fool.
Alpha Dog
Posted on February 9th, 2009 by Tom
I need so much more music on vinyl, I could spit.
But not right now. Because that would be gross.
Haiku 201
Posted on February 8th, 2009 by Tom
Three feet of hot dogs
Are on fire and laying
All over the floor
How Can I Hold On
Posted on February 7th, 2009 by Tom
The film marches on, closer and closer to completetion. This one will have flying vegetables.
Haiku 200
Posted on February 6th, 2009 by Tom
I am a movie
Geek, through and through. And I love
Every moment.
Milestone
Posted on February 5th, 2009 by Tom
This is my 200th rumination. In honor, I finished eating a giant chocolate bar.
Life is good.
Haiku 199
Posted on February 4th, 2009 by Tom
When Aquaman yells
“Outrageous!” we all win. Long
Live Batman cartoons.
Seven’s Travels
Posted on February 3rd, 2009 by Tom
2 hours on a bus is much more bearable when you’re reading a book that you can get into really easily.
Haiku 198
Posted on February 2nd, 2009 by Tom
One year with my gal,
And she is going to hate
Me haiku-ing it.
History
Posted on February 1st, 2009 by Tom
2 hours on a bus is a really long time to wait when you’re really excited to get to the end of the trip.
Haiku 197
Posted on January 31st, 2009 by Tom
Frost/Nixon is an
Interesting look at a
Historic event
Aqualung
Posted on January 30th, 2009 by Tom
I bet I can take a nap in my cubicle without anybody noticing. I’ll turn my music off and put up a sign that I’m not there. No one will know the difference.
Haiku 196
Posted on January 29th, 2009 by Tom
Lasagna followed
By The Duchess makes for an
Interesting night
Anger Rising
Posted on January 28th, 2009 by Tom
Dear Weather,
What the shit? Snow, and then rain? And freezing temperatures? The lakes in the street were so deep the water actually got above the sealed parts of my boots, meaning that although they’re waterproof, my feet still got wet.
So, ah…stop it. And maybe warm up a little or something. Ice is lame.
Love,
Tom
Haiku 195
Posted on January 27th, 2009 by Tom
The bearded gnome walks
Through the Garden of Dreams, and
Poops just everywhere.
Jailbreak
Posted on January 26th, 2009 by Tom
I fell asleep at my desk today.
Clearly, my job is a mile-a-minute adrenaline ride.
Haiku 194
Posted on January 25th, 2009 by Tom
Some days, a shower
Is the most fantastic thing
You can imagine.
Haiku 193
Posted on January 23rd, 2009 by Tom
Recorded voices
Are the worst phone menus in
The entire world
Welcome Home
Posted on January 22nd, 2009 by Tom
Trapeze artists and people that toss other people around with just their feet is an awesome way to spend a Wednesday night.
Haiku 192
Posted on January 21st, 2009 by Tom
The only cooking
Show you will ever need is
Here on ZSN
Hail to the Chief
Posted on January 20th, 2009 by Tom
Dear Barack Obama,
Welcome to office. Now don’t fuck it up.
Love,
America
Haiku 191
Posted on January 19th, 2009 by Tom
The snow blankets the
Ground, covering cars, turning
Them into snow mounds
Song for the Deaf
Posted on January 18th, 2009 by Tom
Turns out my little brother is going down a similar music path that I’ve gone down, starting at the same age, with the same bands. I wish I had someone like me to mooch all my music off of, the lucky punk.
Haiku 190
Posted on January 17th, 2009 by Tom
The triceratops
At the museum goes by
The epic name: Cliff.
Dr. Feelgood
Posted on January 16th, 2009 by Tom
Cake ordered, candles and ice cream bought, dinner eaten. Now: zombies.
In the meantime, go watch this trailer.
Haiku 189
Posted on January 15th, 2009 by Tom
Two Mag-Lites, two packs
Of batteries, and a single
Awesome looking knife
Arctic Invasion
Posted on January 14th, 2009 by Tom
This weather is beginning to take a turn for the worse. I can’t wait to see how it all turns out.
Haiku 188
Posted on January 13th, 2009 by Tom
The next time I see
That silly purposeful young
Pup, I will kiss sky
Ambrosia
Posted on January 12th, 2009 by Tom
Mac & Cheese is of the gods, once restaurants get their hands on it.
Haiku 187
Posted on January 11th, 2009 by Tom
No sleep, frozen feet
And I was one third of the
Snoring Room. But, fun!
No Turing
Posted on January 10th, 2009 by Tom
Tubing is, simply, the shit. The only thing better than flying down a hill on a tube in the snow, is doing it in a huge group of 7 people.
Yes, I have done that now. We called it the Magnificent Seven.
Haiku 186
Posted on January 9th, 2009 by Tom
The cold air is sharp,
As if a thousand needles
Were dipped in some cold.
I’ll Be
Posted on January 8th, 2009 by Tom
Edwin McCain throws a pretty good show. If you’re into his type of rock, go check him out when he’s in town.
Haiku 185
Posted on January 7th, 2009 by Tom
The sidewalk is made
Entirely of ice and
Dangerous sloping
The Edge
Posted on January 6th, 2009 by Tom
We’ve been brainstorming video ideas. When they’re done, there’s only one part of your seat that you’ll need.
Haiku 184
Posted on January 5th, 2009 by Tom
I am drowning in
Literature, from Dickens
To Danielle Steele
Jump off a Ledge
Posted on January 4th, 2009 by Tom
And fall out of the fridge. The only way to travel.
Haiku 183
Posted on January 3rd, 2009 by Tom
We are getting a
New oven. But my heater
Will never work right.
Carry On
Posted on January 2nd, 2009 by Tom
Left 4 Dead is a ridiculously intense zombie game. Bio-Zombie is a ridiculously retarded zombie movie from Asia. They make an interesting pair.
Haiku 182
Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Tom
It does not feel like
2009. Therefore, it
Is ‘08 Part 2
So Long Farewell
Posted on December 31st, 2008 by Tom
What’s that? A New Year’s Eve gathering with just a few friends, and a Trick Shot Beer Pong game? Count me in!
Haiku 181
Posted on December 30th, 2008 by Tom
Steph comes home tonight!
After so many days, I
Am super happy!
Blending With Chicken
Posted on December 29th, 2008 by Tom
Everything that happened with a video camera today was excellent.
Even better? Steph comes back tomorrow!
Haiku 180
Posted on December 28th, 2008 by Tom
I want to wish my
Wonderful little Peep a
Quite Happy Birthday!
Hooligan Spirit
Posted on December 27th, 2008 by Tom
The Spirit was hilarious. It also didn’t make a whole lot of sense at times, but I still found it quite amusing none the less. Make sure to see it some time!
Haiku 179
Posted on December 26th, 2008 by Tom
A shirt was too small,
So I exchanged it and got
Two more for 4 bucks!
Haiku 178
Posted on December 24th, 2008 by Tom
Today is Christmas
Eve, and now I’m excited
For tomorrow morn’.
Music: Response
Posted on December 23rd, 2008 by Tom
I don’t know why I was at work today. It was rather pointless. On the bright side, I bought some new wool socks. Yay for warm feet!
Haiku 177
Posted on December 22nd, 2008 by Tom
I don’t see why I
Have to go to work today.
No one will be there.
Theme to a Fake Revolution
Posted on December 21st, 2008 by Tom
Holy crap, it is snowing hard. And I’m running on 4 hours of restless sleep. Blah.
On the bright side, Steph made it home safely. 
Haiku 176
Posted on December 20th, 2008 by Tom
Post Office closed at
1. I got there at 3. I
Don’t have good timing.
The Walls of Babylon
Posted on December 19th, 2008 by Tom
Looks like the snow storm they predicted actually happened. Left work at 3 and got a home-cooked dinner. I love Fridays.
Haiku 175
Posted on December 18th, 2008 by Tom
Books, books everywhere
And my sugar levels are
Way too freakin’ low
Lazer Sheep Dip Funk
Posted on December 17th, 2008 by Tom
The Snickerdoodles were a hit! 49 of ‘em baked, 45 ish eaten today (I had a few last night). Awesome.
Haiku 174
Posted on December 16th, 2008 by Tom
My Snickerdoodles
Taste really good. That sounds more
Dirty than it should.
The Air Near My Fingers
Posted on December 15th, 2008 by Tom
Know what’s fun? Watching a leak slowly grow in a ceiling, waiting for the tile to collapse onto books.
I love my job.
Haiku 173
Posted on December 14th, 2008 by Tom
I have seen many
Christmas movies today. I
Don’t need any more.
Fortuna
Posted on December 13th, 2008 by Tom
All of our Christmas lights are up now. Far as I’m concerned, that renders the living room’s ceiling light obselete.
Haiku 172
Posted on December 12th, 2008 by Tom
The key to keeping
College kids happy: candy,
Crayons and paper
Movement of the Odyssey
Posted on December 11th, 2008 by Tom
All presents bought, three presents wrapped, and it is raining like crazy out there.
One day closer to the Christmas Movie Marathon.
Haiku 171
Posted on December 10th, 2008 by Tom
Today at work is
The most boring day that I
Have lived through lately
You Got No Right
Posted on December 9th, 2008 by Tom
Today, I returned the space heater that kept shutting off my apartment, and instead got 3 strings of Christmas lights. My room won’t necessarily be warmer, but our living room will be festive!
Oh, right, and the Sociodome is now decorated for Christmas.
Haiku 170
Posted on December 8th, 2008 by Tom
I now have most of
My Christmas shopping done. I
Hate Christmas shopping.
Kids With Guns
Posted on December 7th, 2008 by Tom
Today at the Nano TGIO party, I won the “Boston Fashionista Award” for my signature Thinking Hard Hat. My prize included a fake poseable mustache and a pink feather boa. Hellz yeah.
Haiku 169
Posted on December 6th, 2008 by Tom
Three bars, two beers, one
Kamikaze, two whiskey
And Cokes later: sleep.
Moving in Stereo
Posted on December 5th, 2008 by Tom
Know what makes a good night? A great girlfriend, good pizza, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Muppets from Space.
Haiku 168
Posted on December 4th, 2008 by Tom
Feeling tired from
A long week and an even
Longer November
History
Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Tom
Wearing new jeans. They feel weird, probably because they’re not ridiculously worn out yet.
Still, though. Got my $5 worth out of those other ones.
Haiku 167
Posted on December 2nd, 2008 by Tom
Do you like my new
Scarf? It is nice and quite warm,
And is real Cashme.
Still Raining, Still Dreaming
Posted on December 1st, 2008 by Tom
The novel’s not done yet, but I will be taking care of that shortly. The story needs to be finished. On the bright side, I can write for ZSN again.
I’ve been told my blue jeans are publically innapropriate by Steph. Guess I’ll have to break in a new pair now.