My back is in poor shape. I can barely bend over. Naturally, I am going spelunking.

I went to the chiropractor today. He is an old Jewish man. He took X-rays of my soul.

My back really hurts. I cannot bend over. This is not cool.

I was filing, which is something I do every 6 months (maybe). I found a tick crawling on my button down shirt. I don’t think this computes.

Today I am back in the office. Normally I can’t stand work. However, it is hot.

I took the day out of work today. I got to have lunch with my cousin from Seattle. It was hot.

We had a small family reunion today. We even managed to get my cousin to come in from LA. It was hot.

Haikus are not hard. You know something that is hard? It is my penis.

Haikus are not hard. You know something that is? It is my penis.