Archive for May, 2008

Roopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 31, 2008

I haven’t filed anything for 7 months. I thought this might be a problem. Thank god for temps.

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Doopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 30, 2008

I want a new job, but I’m not qualified for most of them. There’s an opening at the Harvard Hiphop archive?! Better get my resume ready.

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Coopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 29, 2008

It seems that at 6pm last night two trains on the D line crashed into one another. Lately the green line has been a magnet for fire, crashes, and explosions. This bodes well for my commute.

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Poopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 28, 2008

I went to the back porch to play with fire. He saw the sparks and asked me if I had locked myself out. I told him I didn’t not, so he left, locking the door behind him.

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Floopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 27, 2008

It is almost black outside because of the thunderheads. Why wasn’t it dark out an hour ago when I went on a walk during break? Instead the sun was beating down on me like a fucking black retard at a Texas jail yard hoedown.

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Whoopsie Doodles

Posted by HP on May 26, 2008

Looks like I forgot to update for the weekend. Looks like no one cares. Looks like Naria wasn’t bad.

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Sexy Showers

Posted by HP on May 23, 2008

A lesbian wedding party is not as sexy as it sounds. There is pretty much no nudity. But, there is a lot of cake.

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Smart Shower

Posted by HP on May 22, 2008

I’m all collecting letters for scholarships address to Mr. HP like I know what I’m doing. If only they knew. I know nothing.

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Penny Showers

Posted by HP on May 21, 2008

I already got my gov. money. I put it in my savings account. Because I have no soul.

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