I drank a lot of water. My pee smelled like celery. It confused me a bit.

I missed writing the last few days. I did so because I was on a 4 day weekend. I was too cool to be bothered to write.

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be at home because it is Saturday!

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be drinking be slapped in the balls by a large Samoan

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be writing another post for ZSN be poked in the eye by a big, black dick

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be listening to Atmosphere’s new CD be playing video games all day

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be pooping a lot be working on a few sketches

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be in bed be watching a movie

I think this week I will make a list. A grand list. A list of things I’d rather be doing than going to work.