I wish I could turn Monday morning into an animal. I would kill it and skin it. I would wear its pelt around all the other mornings so they know just what I did.

I got another phone call from Harvey Dent. He needs my support! Better go post this on the message board.

Today will be a day for relaxation a day for restorationg not a day for punctuation

The Adams Family started when Uncle Fester farted They all became retarded The Adams Family (dun dun dun dun snap snap)

If you were confused about yesterdays post, I apologize. To clear things up I will post the poem tomorrow. Certainly not today though.

Yesterday I wrote about farts. I realize that was a missed opportunity. I should have mentioned the Adams Family.

The students are on spring break. My coworkers are all missing. I just farted rather loudly.

My recycling bin is for paper. My recycling bin is full of cans and bottles. My recycling bin is never emptied.

Today is Easter. I will celebrate as I always do. By eating a lot of ham.