Today is the leap year. Today should be March. Today is imaginary.

There is a reception at work today. The question isn’t ‘Should I drink the wine at work?’ But ‘How much?’

PacMan: The Movie. He was a government experiment gone wrong. This was my dream.

I have finally gotten around to playing Legend of Zelda on the Wii. It’s fun, but it makes me a bit uncomfortable. What with all the not-so-subtle furry moments.

I am not sure if it was a young boy and a 50 year old man. I am not sure it it was a teenage girl and a 50 year old man. I am sure that I was very uncomfortable when they were kissing.

I sure love boobies. Do you love boobies. I know you do.

This past week was like a nightmare moving at a slug’s pace. My head was like a hollow acorn. And work was a worm burrowing into it.

Let me ask you a question: Have you ever had a pimple on the inside of your lip? It is very uncomfortable.

Let me ask you a question: Why can’t I find mustard, ketchup, mayo, and relish in one bottle? Mustayolishchup .