How come you can sip from a glass of wine in a bubble filled bathtub and it’s a classy move, but when I drink a bottle of wine in the shower everyone is up in arms?

I was filing, which is something I do every 6 months (maybe). I found a tick crawling on my button down shirt. I don’t think this computes.

Gin and juice is one of my favorite treats. I prefer cranberry juice. Cranberry juice light is awful.

I went to the back porch to play with fire. He saw the sparks and asked me if I had locked myself out. I told him I didn’t not, so he left, locking the door behind him.

I already got my gov. money. I put it in my savings account. Because I have no soul.

My forehead looks like a small desert at the end of a forest. Cracked and dry. No camels on my forehead though.

I’m very lonely at work today. The only days that are lonely are the ones where I don’t want to burn everything to the ground. I guess I’m in a good mood today.

I drank a lot of water. My pee smelled like celery. It confused me a bit.

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be listening to Atmosphere’s new CD be playing video games all day