It is confirmed that we have mice that can lick peanut butter off of an armed mousetrap without setting it off. This discovery is both fascinating and terrifying.

My back really hurts. I cannot bend over. This is not cool.

Today I get to sit through another graduation ceromony. Only this time it’s for 500 people I don’t care about at all. So fun.

It seems that at 6pm last night two trains on the D line crashed into one another. Lately the green line has been a magnet for fire, crashes, and explosions. This bodes well for my commute.

I’m all collecting letters for scholarships address to Mr. HP like I know what I’m doing. If only they knew. I know nothing.

Who is sexy doctor? Dr. Sexy is sexy doctor. Sexy doctor, Dr. Sexy, prescribes sex all the day.

I overslept today. Ended up not going to work. Guess it’s video games for me.

I am too busy stealing cars to write. See how this is a problem? Banging hookers too.

Instead of being at work, I would rather: be writing another post for ZSN be poked in the eye by a big, black dick